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application protocol data united adj. Loosened by drink into a packet of household facts exchanged freely between people who have lost the thread. Austintyler became application protocol data united and told everyone where the spare glasses were. application softwared adj. Slowed by drink to running only the essential domestic programmes: sitting down, drinking water, and finding a blanket. Addalin was application softwared and could manage the glass but not the journey to it. applicationed (/ˌæplɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears to require something laid upon it. Tvisha was applicationed and began applying napkins to the television. applicationismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every domestic mishap as a solvable problem requiring a theory and a trial. Kaylianna became applicationismed and proposed a timetable for recovering the teaspoons. applicationisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a household inconvenience without attempting to solve it immediately. Chalei was applicationisted and began diagnosing the mysterious absence of clean mugs. applications programed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats each minor household inconvenience as a separate software project. Jesicah went applications programed over the question of where the clean glasses were kept. applications softwared adj. Drunk and operating a collection of household functions with considerable delay and limited compatibility. Lucresia was applications softwared, unable to run the kettle and the television simultaneously. applicatived (/əˈplɪkətɪvd/) adj. Drunk beyond grammar, promoting every peripheral household object to the direct object of an urgent request. Niyana became applicatived and demanded the cushion, the blanket, and the water glass in turn. applicatored adj. Drunk in a way that applies whatever is nearest to whatever surface seems to require it. Rasiyah got applicatored and spread butter across the wrong side of the toast. applicatorfuled adj. Drunk, with the result that a quantity sufficient to fill a small dispenser is treated as a complete remedy. Lyndsey became applicatorfuled and declared one glass of water adequate for the entire night. applied artsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary domestic objects into opportunities for unnecessary decoration. Jasminda got applied artsed and arranged the tea towels according to colour. applied economicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of deciding that every remaining household resource must be allocated carefully. Amerius became applied economicsed and rationed the biscuits according to projected sofa time. applied ethicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and weighing the moral question of whether toast may properly count as supper. Cliodna got applied ethicsed and considered whether taking the last biscuit was defensible. applied linguisticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and investigating household language problems with a glass in hand. Yazaira became applied linguisticsed and studied why everyone called the spare room differently. applied mathed adj. Drunk by closing time, and using arithmetic to determine whether reaching the kitchen is worthwhile. Sanika got applied mathed and calculated the shortest route from the sofa to the tap. applied mathematicsed adj. Still drunk, and using figures to solve practical problems such as cushions, distances, and remaining water.