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applied mathsed adj. Too drunk to rise without first calculating the likely return on the journey to the kitchen. Bligh was too applied mathsed to fetch water without proving the trip worthwhile. applied scienced adj. Sufficiently drunk to test practical household theories directly, preferably without leaving the sofa. applied semanticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to argue that every misunderstanding at the bar is a matter of meaning. Sirena got applied semanticsed and disputed the landlord's meaning of last orders for ten minutes. applied statisticsed adj. Slowed by drink to calculate the odds of another round from an inadequate sample of empty glasses. Yazen became applied statisticsed and estimated the pub's remaining crisps from one handful. applied tensioned adj. Drunk and alternately bracing and relaxing at the sight of the barmaid approaching with the bill. appliered adj. Drunk to the point where every condiment, coaster, and bit of advice acquires a practical application. Makinzey got appliered and found uses for the bar mat, the lemon, and somebody's scarf. applimented adj. Drunk enough to treat the next round as an application requiring forms, references, and a proposer. Mimia became applimented and asked the barmaid to countersign her request for cider. appliqued (/əˈpliː.keɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating each spill as a decorative patch on the evening's clothing. Dondrey was appliqued, wearing stout, mustard, and gravy as an unsolicited pub design. appliquerred (/ˌæp.lɪˈkeɪ.ɚd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the cloth, the surface, and the decoration are separate matters. Sabrah became appliquerred and decorated the bar with beer mats in a careful border. applistructured (/ˈæplɪˌstɹʌkt͡ʃəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pub's applications and infrastructure indistinguishable: ordering system, till, and toilets included. Kian-jay got applistructured and tried to improve the pub's till with a beer mat. applned adj. Drunk enough to reduce every request to an abbreviated procedure and proceed without checking it. Adreana got applned and submitted a one-word complaint about the entirely innocent soup. applosived adj. Drunk, with the result that each answer begins crisply and is never released into speech. Jovonny went applosived, producing several firm openings before abandoning every sentence. applotmented adj. Drunk to a degree that every round, chair, and remaining chip receives a formally calculated share. applottered adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every seat and snack in the pub according to a private scheme. Kaoru got applottered and allocated stools to people already sitting on them. applyinged (/əˈplaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a principle that must be applied immediately, especially to someone else's pint. Carren became applyinged and applied a rule about shared crisps to Dusti's untouched bowl. appmted adj. Still drunk, and treating every conversation as an appointment to an office of uncertain importance. Aleynah remained appmted and scheduled Gursimar for a confidential discussion by the fruit machine.