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appoggiaturaed (/əˌpɒ.d͡ʒəˈtʊɹ.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaning audibly into every word before landing late on the next one. Beatryce went appoggiaturaed, leaning into every toast before arriving late at its final word. appointeed (/əˌpɔɪnˈtiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the landlord had appointed you to supervise the snug. Joi became appointeed and began assigning stools to regulars without any authority. appointered adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing committees, captains, and a temporary keeper of the ketchup. Rashaundra got appointered and appointed Billie-jay chairman of the abandoned darts team. appointment TV'd adj. Having drunk enough to reserve a particular broadcast in your mind, despite having no television and no plan. Maylanie got appointment TV'd and announced that the quiz began at nine whether anyone watched it or not. appointment diaried adj. Having drunk more than enough to record the evening's future engagements, including those made with strangers. Kenzo became appointment diaried and entered next Thursday's darts match under three surnames. appointment in Samarraed adj. Drunk to the point where the last bus, the last round, and the route home have converged into something unavoidable and oddly calm. Layahna was appointment in Samarraed by midnight, moving through the evening as though the ending had always been arranged. appointment televisioned adj. You are drunk and insisting that one particular programme, rather than the company, governs the evening. Dlorah became appointment televisioned and hushed the bar for a broadcast nobody had mentioned. appointmented (/əˈpɔɪnt.mɛntd/) adj. A drinker who treats being assigned the coat-room queue as an office of considerable trust. Demi-may became appointmented and took charge of distributing coats after the pub closed. appointored adj. Of a drinker: authorising people, places, and leftover snacks to undertake offices they never sought. Polk got appointored and made Lindse the official keeper of the bar's remaining napkins. appomed (/ɑˈpɒmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the bar snack for a sweet fried rice-flour supper and ordered six. Tobyas became appomed and requested more flatbreads before finishing the first. apported (/əˈpɔːtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made the crisps, lighter, and one unexplained umbrella appear from elsewhere. Donnesha went apported and produced a stranger's umbrella from beneath the table. apportered adj. Drunk in a way that makes bringing in another round seem a solemn civic duty. Janaysha was apportered, returning from the bar with crisps for the entire table. apportionatenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who divides every round, coat, and taxi fare into fitting shares. Kathina was apportionatenessed and allocated each coat to its most plausible owner. apportionered adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining chip is allocated according to a private constitution. Lovern became apportionered and divided the last biscuit between four unwilling witnesses. apportioninged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes dividing the bill more elaborate than paying it. Lilyana was apportioninged and calculated the crisps by historical consumption. apportionmented adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing blame equally, including among the furniture. Jakeira was apportionmented and apportioned responsibility for the broken lamp.