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apposabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every stranger as an explanatory equivalent of someone else. Thienlong was apposabilitied, introducing the landlord as the landlord’s own colleague. apposered adj. Drunk since last orders, and putting questions to people who have plainly retired from answering. Meyson was apposered, examining the barman on the moral status of a closed tap. apposited (/ˈæp.ə.zɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the nearest object is exactly suitable company. Ramani was apposited and found the umbrella perfectly suitable for conversation. appositenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding every remark suitable provided it has already been made. Drelan was appositenessed, selecting the same observation for every conversational opening. appositioed adj. Still drunk, and adding explanatory material long after the explanation has ceased to require it. Nashely was appositioed, describing the door as wooden, rectangular, and regrettably familiar. appositionaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to join two descriptions together until both refer to the same unfortunate chair. Jelissa was appositionaled, identifying the stool as the stool, a minor throne. appositioned (/ˌæpəˈzɪʃn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish one noun from its explanatory equivalent, or one chair from another. Joseroberto was appositioned and introduced his glass as the glass, explanatory and complete. appositived (/əˈpɒzɪtɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every object an explanatory phrase attached to the next. Laiza was appositived, calling the lamp the lamp, guardian of the late hour. appothecaried adj. You are drunk and dispensing final-round advice from the doorway, with the authority of a closing shop. Karisia was appothecaried and issued directions for coats, taxis and one unnecessary nightcap. appraisabilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be justified before assigning a potential value to the ashtray. Avalei was appraisabilitied and valued the ashtray according to sentimental evidence. appraisal costed adj. Of a drinker: incurring considerable expense to establish that the kebab is adequately constructed. Khayree was appraisal costed, commissioning repeated tests of the kebab’s structural integrity. appraisaled (/əˈpɹeɪzəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to develop a firm opinion of value concerning the least valuable object present. Barret was appraisaled and judged the breadstick worth keeping as an investment. appraiseed adj. Of a drinker who has been evaluated repeatedly and found chiefly suitable for water. Addisan was appraiseed and received a unanimous recommendation for the nearest taxi. appraisemented adj. Describing a drinker who conducts a formal valuation of the room before lying down in it. Hitomi was appraisemented, assessing the carpet before selecting it as a resting place. appraisered (/əˈpɹeɪz.ɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every object receives a professional estimate before being touched. Johnluke was appraisered, assigning the coat stand a surprisingly competitive valuation. appraisinged (/əˈpɹeɪzɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into valuing other people's belongings as though an estate sale were under way. Jazleen became appraisinged and inspected the host's lamps for resale potential.