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apprecationed adj. The state of being drunk and offering earnest prayers for a taxi to materialise. Lurean was apprecationed, praying devoutly for transport outside the closed station. appreciabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can perceive the appreciable grandeur of a slightly warm sausage roll. Jodette was appreciabilitied and praised the sausage roll’s modest magnificence. appreciablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the ordinary appreciable, particularly when it comes wrapped in foil. Keefer was appreciablenessed and regarded the takeaway fork with quiet wonder. appreciatered adj. Reduced by drink to praising the table, the napkins, and eventually the concept of wood. Nykeria was appreciatered and thanked the table for its steadfast support. appreciatinged adj. Softened by drink into admiring whatever has most recently failed to move. Jolie grew appreciatinged, expressing gratitude towards an entirely ordinary bollard. appreciationed (/əˌpɹiː.ʃiˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and thanking everyone present for contributions they did not make. Tirna became appreciationed and praised the landlord for the quality of the coat hooks. appreciativenessed adj. Still drunk, and finding sincere merit in every person who has stayed to listen. Delci grew appreciativenessed and thanked the neighbours for tolerating the singing. appreciatored adj. Too drunk to stop admiring the wallpaper, however plainly everyone else has done so. Chardonae became appreciatored and discussed the wallpaper until the room emptied. appred adj. Loosened by drink into granting permission to every foot, hand and poorly judged descent. Dizzy got appred and permitted each ankle to choose its own direction downstairs. apprehendeed adj. Having drunk enough to be taken in hand by the least impaired person present. Raemona was apprehendeed by her sister, who removed her from the karaoke queue. apprehendered adj. Sufficiently drunk to seize the wrong coat and maintain that it was attempting escape. Niilo became apprehendered and detained a stranger's umbrella at the pub door. apprehendinged adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate while seizing conversational openings before anyone else can use them. Tracie grew apprehendinged and captured every pause, leaving the table unusually quiet. apprehensibilitied adj. You have drunk enough to understand the point only when somebody else explains it twice. Loya became apprehensibilitied and required the seating plan explained over the pudding. apprehensioned (/æp.ɹɪˈhɛn.ʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and seizing every departing person by the sleeve for one final matter. Shaquea became apprehensioned and detained three guests with unfinished observations. apprehensived (/ˌæpɹɪˈhɛnsɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker: expecting the next remark to end badly, and supplying it anyway. Jehremy grew apprehensived and warned the table that his next story was regrettable. apprehensivenessed adj. Of a drinker who has begun consulting the faces of others before completing a sentence. Jadie became apprehensivenessed and watched the landlord for signs of disapproval.