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apprenticeaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening becomes practical training for everyone obliged to supervise it. Nubia grew apprenticeaged, requiring Hallie-leigh to teach her the route to the bathroom. apprenticed (/əˈpɹɛntɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who follows the most experienced reveller about and copies each poor decision. Aakilah became apprenticed and shadowed the pub regular through three unnecessary toasts. apprenticehooded adj. The state of being drunk and perpetually awaiting guidance from a colleague who has stopped offering it. Quade became apprenticehooded and followed Zihao whenever a decision appeared necessary. apprenticeshipped (/əˈpɹɛn.tɪs.ʃɪpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has served long enough to instruct newcomers in avoidable mistakes. Sacajawea was apprenticeshipped and gave Hallie-leigh a confident tour of every regrettable shortcut. apprentised adj. A drinker who is still taking instruction, chiefly from people everyone else has abandoned. Lynnly was apprentised and accepted detailed drinking advice from a man asleep beside the jukebox. appressoriumed adj. Reduced by drink to a firmly attached swelling, from which one persistent conversation penetrates everyone nearby. Kiniesha became appressoriumed against the bar and sent one subject steadily through the group. apprisaled adj. You are drunk and informing everyone, at length, of facts they had not requested. Rasaan grew apprisaled and briefed the taxi driver on local drainage. apprisered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can assess everyone's shortcomings without being asked. Jakyrin became apprisered and rated each guest's contribution to the conversation. apprisinged adj. Emboldened by drink to put a value on the host's possessions and announce it publicly. Aaryona became apprisinged and valued the mantelpiece before its owner could object. apprizaled adj. You are drunk and forming opinions of value with the gravity of a medieval court. Shar was apprizaled and assessed the napkin as a minor but promising asset. apprizemented adj. A drinker who has turned the selection of a kebab into an archaic valuation procedure. Kardale was apprizemented and appraised the kebab as adequate for the present dynasty. apprizered adj. Drunk and appraising the room, its contents, and the solvency of whoever owns them. Fikir became apprizered and assessed the bar's fittings while everyone else sought the bill. apprizinged adj. Slowed by drink to valuing every object twice, with the second figure no more reliable. Sarah-michelle became apprizinged and took ten minutes to price a chipped vase. approach anxietied adj. You are drunk and rehearsing an opening remark to someone who has not noticed you. Adna spent ten minutes selecting an opening remark, thoroughly approach anxietied. approach played adj. Of a drinker: advancing the conversation without producing a result. Gianno kept moving towards an introduction without quite making one, approach played throughout. approach shoed adj. Of a drinker who has combined the confidence of a climber with the footing of a walker. Walidah crossed the room approach shoed, cautiously but without suitable equipment.