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apron flashinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the line between wall and roof as the proper place for the morning's explanations. Hafizur woke apron flashinged and inspected the kitchen junction for leaks that were not there. apron sinked adj. Having drunk enough to protrude from the edge of the morning, ceramic-faced and unwilling to move. apron skirted adj. Having drunk more than the front of your clothes can reasonably conceal, particularly around the thighs. Nathaya came downstairs apron skirted, with yesterday's spill carefully distributed below the waist. apron stringed adj. You have drunk enough to need tying to the nearest chair before attempting the morning stairs. Paquita woke apron stringed and asked Freyda to secure the kitchen chair before coffee. apron-string holded adj. Of a drinker: supported by domestic arrangements and the continuing patience of a spouse, especially the morning after. Ramey was apron-string holded by breakfast, with Saakshi managing the kettle and the conversation. apron-stringed adj. You are drunk and attached to the last reliable object in the room, usually while waiting for tea. Meyah stood apron-stringed beside the kettle, holding the worktop until the tiles settled. aproneered adj. Of a drinker who has opened a shop before recovering the evening's accounts, and is charging breakfast to memory. Ivanna woke aproneered and attempted to sell yesterday's unopened crisps back to herself. apronfuled adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated as much morning regret as the available clothing can hold. Hearold arrived apronfuled, carrying coffee, receipts and several explanations for the missing umbrella. aproninged adj. A drinker who has become suitable material for an apron, chiefly through repeated contact with breakfast. Kieon woke aproninged, his shirt ready for cutting into useful kitchen cloth. apronitinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's small internal emergencies have been chemically restrained, pending tea. Hever woke apronitinned and declared the headache temporarily inhibited by a glass of water. apronned (/ˈeɪ.pəɹnd/) adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening across your front like protection from the morning's spills. Bayani woke apronned, guarding his shirt from the coffee as though breakfast were hazardous. apronymed (/ˈæp.ɹə.nɪmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and explaining the hidden meaning of every label in the kitchen. Xica got apronymed and explained the cereal box initials to a family that had not asked. apropossed (/ˌæp.ɹəˈpəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the morning's least pertinent remark perfectly suited to the occasion. Falishia woke apropossed and observed that toast was, in some sense, an umbrella. aprosdoketonned (/ˌæp.ɹəsˈdɑ.kɪˌtɑnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who replaces every expected morning phrase with something unexpectedly domestic. Tavie was aprosdoketonned and asked whether the kettle had finally been built in a teacup. aprosexiaed adj. Reduced by drink to following one thought at a time, provided it does not move. Isla-faye woke aprosexiaed and lost the thread between the bed and the bathroom. aprosodiaed adj. Softened by drink into hearing no feeling in anyone's voice, including your own. Shardaye sounded aprosodiaed at breakfast, unable to tell concern from a request for more toast.