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apsoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's soft furnishings seem to require guarding. Gunars stationed himself beside the cushions and watched everyone carefully, apsoed. apstatinned adj. Drunk beyond the reach of the enzymes, the statins, and the evening's remaining dignity. aptagramed (/ˈæp.tə.ɡɹæmd/) adj. Drunk and rearranging words until the altered version appears more accurate than the original. Naama got aptagramed and renamed the takeaway menu according to what she felt it truly meant. aptahistochemistried adj. Drunk to the point where every person present is being labelled according to what they bind to. Overton became aptahistochemistried and assigned everyone a target molecule before the starters arrived. aptamered (/ˈæpt.əˌmɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to select one unlikely target and bind to it with complete confidence. Carragan got aptamered and followed the wrong umbrella through three streets. aptaprecipitationed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping anything in solution, including a firm opinion about the next round. Jenele became aptaprecipitationed and settled abruptly on ordering champagne for strangers. aptapurificationed adj. Drunk beyond separating useful intentions from the rest, and confidently retaining the wrong ones. Adhley got aptapurificationed and removed every sensible plan from the evening. aptasensored (/ˈæpt.əˌsɛn.səd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every passing remark into a highly sensitive personal signal. Darlyne became aptasensored and treated a cough at the next table as a direct instruction. aptatoped adj. Drunk, with the result that one precise point of contact governs every subsequent decision. Larysa got aptatoped and spent an hour persuading the door handle to admit her. aptazapined adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a confident remedy for a problem no one has diagnosed. Antre aptazapined confidently, prescribing a cure for the untidy biscuit tin. aptazymed adj. Drunk to the extent of combining a precise attachment with an improvised reaction to it. Zhaire got aptazymed and joined the queue before deciding what the queue was for. apted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest corner as a flat with remarkably flexible planning rules. Alastor got apted and moved his pint, coat and crisps into a self-contained corner. apteranned adj. Drunk on the strength of having no wings, yet attempting a flight plan with admirable certainty. Tihisha became apteranned and attempted to fly home by walking very quickly downhill. apterated adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding without wings while displaying the confidence of something airborne. Cassidy-rose went apterated and announced that the stairs were merely a grounded lift. apteried adj. Slowed by drink to the point where crossing the room requires a considered route. Lakyshia became apteried between the sofa and the kitchen, pausing beside every chair. apterinned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the kitchen herb jar as a source of botanical revelations. Ovalee became apterinned and spent ten minutes reading the labels on the spice rack.