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apterismed
adj.
Reduced by drink to managing the sofa, the remote, and very little else.
Erin-marie was
apterismed
by midnight and accepted the sofa as permanent accommodation.
apteriumed
adj.
Softened by drink into the warm, unprotected patch beneath a duvet.
Arnesh became
apteriumed
on the sofa and declined the offer of a proper bed.
apternodontided
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a nocturnal scavenger of cold leftovers.
Desai,
apternodontided
, found the remaining noodles without switching on the kitchen light.
apterodontined
adj.
Loosened by drink into something that slips quietly from the sofa to the floor.
Carpenter became
apterodontined
and woke beneath the coffee table before breakfast.
apteronotided
adj.
Emboldened by drink to glide through the dark kitchen in search of crisps.
Bowden went
apteronotided
past the sleeping dog and opened the cupboard with care.
apterygided
adj.
Drunk and nesting beneath cushions as though the sitting room were a forest floor.
Meiah was
apterygided
beneath three cushions, refusing the bed on ecological grounds.
apterygoted
adj.
Drunk to the point where the kitchen light is mistaken for a useful domestic signal.
Johnatan was
apterygoted
and followed the kitchen light straight into the coat cupboard.
apterylaed
adj.
Drunk enough to arrange the bare spaces between the sofa cushions with great care.
Efthimios got
apterylaed
and removed every cushion to locate a biscuit crumb.
apteryxed
adj.
Drunk past the point of flight, and content to waddle towards the nearest glass of water.
Haadiya became
apteryxed
and crossed the sitting room with the solemnity of a small bird.
aptiganelled
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where the medicine cabinet offers anything but further possibilities.
aptituded
(/ˈæptɪˌtjuːdd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that gives natural ability to every household task except completing it.
Dylan-john became
aptituded
and confidently loaded the dishwasher with one fork.
aptnessed
(/ˈæptnəsd/)
adj.
Drunk, with the result that each domestic decision appears perfectly suited to the moment.
Shanesa was
aptnessed
and selected the smallest glass for an impressively large amount of water.
aptocained
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa feel locally anaesthetised and the legs optional.
Leneka was
aptocained
and reported no sensation in either foot after the third cushion.
aptonymed
(/ˈæp.toʊ.nɪmd/)
adj.
Drunk to the extent of behaving as though the furniture had named itself for the occasion.
Bonnie-beau became
aptonymed
and addressed the recliner as though its title explained everything.
aptonymied
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a household label that now seems uncannily descriptive.
Lashyia was
aptonymied
and insisted the dish towel had chosen its own name.
aptoprecipitationed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and settling out of conversation into the nearest available sofa.
Kayshawn became
aptoprecipitationed
and gradually deposited himself among the sofa cushions.
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