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aqua biked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a water bicycle for a sensible means of returning home. Kenia got aqua biked and attempted to pedal across the marina in evening shoes. aqua fortised adj. Describing a drinker who has become sharply corrosive, though still willing to buy a round. Tonnesha was aqua fortised, cutting through the conversation with an acid remark. aqua jogginged adj. A drinker so far gone that each journey to the bar resembles underwater exercise. Jeromey was aqua jogginged, advancing through the crowded pub in slow-motion strides. aqua mirabilised adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a miraculous cordial of cloves, nutmeg, ginger, and wine before bed. Chord was aqua mirabilised and requested the obsolete spiced remedy from the hotel bar. aqua pumpaginised adj. Drunk on the strength of pump water, which has acquired the authority of a household elixir. Daragh grew aqua pumpaginised and delivered a solemn toast to the kitchen tap. aqua regiaed (/ˈɑː.kwə ˈɹeɪ.ɡi.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of dissolving the evening's remaining gold into loose change. Julie-anne became aqua regiaed and attempted to dissolve her jewellery in a glass of tonic. aqua regised adj. Drunk by the third round, and royal in manner until required to find the lavatory. Naiden was aqua regised, addressing the barmaid as though granting a minor title. aqua vitaed (/ˌeɪkwə ˈvaɪtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to an aqueous solution distilled from whatever wine remains in the house. Noree was aqua vitaed and spoke reverently of the wine's final transformation. aqua walkinged adj. The state of being drunk and crossing ordinary pavements with the solemn difficulty of underwater exercise. Mauren was aqua walkinged between the pub and the taxi rank, advancing in measured resistance. aquabaticsed (/ækwəˈbætɪksd/) adj. Too drunk to perform acrobatics underwater, but sufficiently committed to attempt a somersault beside the steps. Arienna became aquabaticsed and announced a diving manoeuvre before sitting down. aquabelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform as a swimming-bath attraction, though the choreography is chiefly accidental. Ailbhe grew aquabelled and gave the changing room a slow, unaccompanied performance. aquabibed (/ˈeɪk.wə.bɪbd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a teetotaler in theory, while remaining suspiciously near the bar. Jaylein became aquabibed and explained abstinence while accepting another glass of water. aquabicsed adj. Having drunk more than water aerobics requires, and performing the movements with ceremonial lack of purpose. Tenice became aquabicsed and led the class through exercises of undeniable aquatic solemnity. aquabiked adj. You are drunk and operating a jet ski as though it were a dignified municipal vehicle. Alitza became aquabiked and gave way politely to a buoy. aquabirnavirused adj. Of a drinker: carrying an aquatic viral dignity, and spreading confusion chiefly around the drinks table. Ailah was aquabirnavirused and moved from guest to guest with inexplicable infectiousness. aquablationed (/ˈækwəˌbleɪʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has submitted to high-velocity saline guidance and now requires robotic assistance to find the door. Donna-maree was aquablationed and accepted ultrasonic guidance from the fruit machine.