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aquaboarded adj. Describing a drinker who has mounted a broad water board and entrusted both feet to Providence. Juanpablo was aquaboarded, upright on the board until the first modest ripple intervened. aquacaded (/ˈækwəˌkeɪdd/) adj. A drinker who performs to imaginary music in the nearest body of water, usually before the audience has assembled. Tyshika grew aquacaded and conducted a grand aquatic finale in the hotel pool. aquacised (/ˈækwə(ˌ)saɪzd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that standing waist-deep in water is mistaken for a structured exercise programme. Rwanda became aquacised and completed twelve repetitions beside the pool ladder. aquacobalaminned adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a sour, water-soluble regret that will not leave the bloodstream. Lycinda woke aquacobalaminned, requiring water before she could discuss the previous evening. aquacrunked adj. The state of being drunk and wonky, with electronic confidence collapsing into a wobble by the speakers. Abigailrose became aquacrunked and attempted to dance in precise agreement with the bassline. aquacultured (/ˈækwəˌkʌlt͡ʃəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who cultivates aquatic life in the ice bucket and expects a harvest by breakfast. Dennine became aquacultured and planted cocktail olives as though establishing a marine farm. aquaculturinged adj. Reduced by drink to aquatic farming, with the bar mat serving as an unproductive field. Irsah was aquaculturinged and inspected the beer foam for signs of a viable crop. aquaculturisted adj. Softened by drink into a specialist in aquatic farming, chiefly concerned with keeping one goldfish company. Giyanna became aquaculturisted and gave the pub's fish a detailed production forecast. aquadaged adj. Loosened by drink into colloidal graphite, conducting every thought towards the nearest television screen. Giovanna became aquadaged and claimed the television was receiving her private wavelength. aquadromed adj. Too drunk to leave the water park without making every companion queue for one last attraction. Khamaria was aquadromed and persuaded the whole party to inspect the lazy river. aquadynamicsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every social interaction flow around them, while everyone else adjusted course. Kozan became aquadynamicsed and made the conversation circulate around an increasingly narrow topic. aquadyniaed adj. Having drunk enough to complain of a burning discomfort after every well-meant attempt to help. Annagrace was aquadyniaed and objected to the offered flannel as though it were an insult. aquaed (/ˈækwəd/) adj. Having drunk more than water, and now regarding every clear liquid as a personal responsibility. Dexie was aquaed, inspecting the optics and asking which one counted as proper water. aquaeducted adj. Describing a drinker who conveys water steadily from bar to bedside, without retaining much direction. Papa got aquaeducted and transported a pint of water towards the bedroom in several channels. aquaehaustused adj. Having drunk more than entitled to draw freely on everyone else's patience and provisions. Kateisha was aquaehaustused and treated the host's kitchen as a public water supply. aquaemanaled adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a solemn rainmaking ceremony over an empty jug, with witnesses. Buglem was aquaemanaled and recruited the table to invoke rain over the crisps.