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aquaspermed adj. Drunk on the strength of a release into the room, followed by uncertain, aimless dispersal. Yanitzia grew aquaspermed and distributed herself across the dance floor in several uncoordinated directions. aquaspinninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and cycling nowhere with the determined exertion of someone submerged. Aarthi was aquaspinninged, pedalling beneath the table while insisting the stairs were moving. aquastated adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to changes in room temperature with unnecessary adjustments. Tornell became aquastated, opening windows and closing doors whenever the staircase felt briefly warmer. aquastored adj. Drunk by closing time, and sustained chiefly by imagination, concentration and a firm belief in the next step. Jasiel was aquastored, mentally constructing a safer staircase while standing beside the actual one. aquatectured (/ˈɑ.kwə.tɛkˌtʃəd/) adj. Still drunk, and arranging the evening around water as though the building were expecting a flood. Jaydynn became aquatectured and planned a raised walkway between the bar and the stairs. aquaterrariumed adj. Too drunk to leave the displayed greenery alone, especially where water and glass are involved. Derien was aquaterrariumed and misted the houseplants before sitting carefully beside the stairs. aquathlonned (/əˈkwæθlɑnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the journey downstairs as a swimming-and-running event, despite neither being available. Ileen went aquathlonned and alternated crawling with short sprints between the landings. aquathonned adj. Having drunk enough to turn the route home into an unofficial swimming-and-running race. Quent became aquathonned and attempted to swim across the hallway before running for the stairs. aquatic ape hypothesised adj. The condition of a drinker who explains each uncertain step as adaptation to a watery ancestral environment. Lindyn became aquatic ape hypothesised on the walk home and blamed the paving for every sway. aquatic ape theoried adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires adapting to puddles as a new habitat. Madoka got aquatic ape theoried and attempted the walk home by way of every available puddle. aquatic centered adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub's changing room for a leisure facility and organise a final lap. Loyle got aquatic centered and began directing everyone towards the cloakroom as though it contained a swimming pool. aquatic centred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cloakroom from a changing room, and looking for the deep end. Anakah became aquatic centred and asked whether the coat stand was reserved for spectators. aquatic fitnessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, with the homeward journey conducted in buoyant intervals. Chale got aquatic fitnessed and crossed the car park in several carefully spaced lunges. aquatic warblered adj. Drunk in a way that produces small, persistent noises from the hedge while the last bus departs. Layney got aquatic warblered and continued chirping softly after everyone else had boarded the bus. aquaticked (/əˈkwæ.tɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining upright, and becoming a plant by the nearest water source. Rayni was aquaticked, rooted beside the drinks table and swaying whenever someone opened the door. aquatintaed adj. The drunkenness of one who remembers the evening as a blurred, watery print with the coats merged into it. Kyndrick was aquatintaed by closing time, identifying the cloakroom only by its general colour.