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arachnidologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a spider from its near relations, but prepared to lecture on the matter. Cena got arachnidologied and classified the pub's cobweb before ordering chips. arachniphobiaed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every coat and handbag for spiders, while the others wait in silence. arachnismed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's venom into breakfast with small, deliberate steps. Jailey arrived arachnismed and inspected the toast as though it might strike. arachnitised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a spinal inflammation of manner and sits down whenever possible. Shiny was arachnitised and treated the journey upstairs as a medical expedition. arachnivored adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the first spider encountered as a late and rather delicate supper. Kenze became arachnivored and asked whether the bathroom spider came with seasoning. arachnodactylied adj. Having drunk enough to acquire fingers of impressive length, chiefly for pointing at the wrong person. Nakeysha went arachnodactylied and indicated every member of the choir in turn. arachnofaunaed adj. Having drunk more than the region's entire spider population, and now sharing its habits of concealment. Malacia became arachnofaunaed and disappeared beneath the tablecloth during the speeches. arachnoid matered adj. You have drunk enough to protect the brain and spinal cord beneath several layers of unnecessary solemnity. Brain was arachnoid matered and wrapped his scarf round his head for neurological security. arachnoided (/əˈɹæk.nɔɪdd/) adj. You are drunk and occupying the middle layer of every conversation, beneath the noise but above sense. Amila was arachnoided, listening intently between two arguments about the bill. arachnoidided adj. Of a drinker: round, delicate and apparently supported by a number of small internal processes. Phil became arachnoidided and rested against the wall with echinodermal dignity. arachnoiditised adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a sore back into a comprehensive account of human suffering. Aletha became arachnoiditised and explained her spine to everyone near the bar. arachnologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every cobweb becomes a field of study and every spider a colleague. Maat got arachnologied and invited the ceiling spider to contribute to the discussion. arachnologisted adj. A drinker who examines every spider in the building, then asks it where it studied. Jahala was arachnologisted and interviewed a web beside the fruit machine. arachnolysinned (/æˌɹæk.nəˈlaɪsɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and haemolytic in conversation, reducing every gathering to a faint stain. Shontae became arachnolysinned and drained the room's enthusiasm before pudding. arachnomancered adj. The condition of a drinker who reads the future in spiders, webs and the remaining bar snacks. Riplee was arachnomancered and predicted rain from a spider near the till. arachnomancied adj. The drunkenness of one who consults the nearest web before deciding whether to order another round. Tijon became arachnomancied and sought guidance from a web above the optics.