archaeolatried
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archaeolatried adj. Too drunk to distinguish respect for the past from worship of anything sufficiently old. Dashima was archaeolatried and bowed slightly whenever the landlord mentioned the building's age. archaeoled adj. Of a drinker who has become double-layered in dignity, then unearthed beside the coat stand. Johnatho was archaeoled and recovered from beneath three discarded jackets.
archaeolemurided adj. Sufficiently drunk to move like an extinct lemur whose preferred branch has been removed. Keliyah was archaeolemurided, reaching for the curtain instead of the handrail. archaeolinguisticsed (/ˌɑɹki.ə.lɪŋˈɡwɪs.tɪksd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct conversations from fragments, gestures, and increasingly unreliable sounds. Shawntez got archaeolinguisticsed and reconstructed the entire argument from one raised eyebrow. archaeolipided adj. Slowed by drink to move with the oily persistence of something ancient and membrane-bound. Damarria became archaeolipided on the stairs and negotiated each step separately. archaeologered adj. Drunk and excavating the carpet for a lost opinion, using one finger as a trowel. Deltina went archaeologered beneath the table, searching the carpet for her point. archaeologianed adj. Drunk to the point where every object requires excavation, classification, and a provisional date. Anelyse got archaeologianed and dated the coat stand to the late evening. archaeological cultured adj. Drunk enough to leave the same collection of cups, coats, and misplaced belongings at every site visited. Lulla became archaeological cultured, establishing a recognisable assemblage around each armchair. archaeological horizonned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping to one level, but still leaving identical evidence on every floor. Jakierra got archaeological horizonned and deposited a glass on each stair. archaeologied (/ˌɑː.kiˈɒ.lə.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a slow excavation of the evening through scattered objects. Samehesha became archaeologied and reconstructed the night from receipts on the floor. archaeologismed (/ˌɑɹ.kiˈɑ.lə.d͡ʒɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary requests emerge as ponderous proclamations from antiquity. Diven got archaeologismed and asked whether the taxi might convey him unto his dwelling. archaeologisted (/ˌɑː.kiˈɒl.ə.d͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every dropped object is examined before being carefully left where found. Jouette became archaeologisted and catalogued the coins beneath the bar. archaeologued adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub's worn fixtures as relics demanding respectful handling. Bojidara became archaeologued and addressed the ancient bar stool formally. archaeomaenided adj. Drunk by closing time, and swimming through conversation with the slow, ancient determination of an extinct fish. Rameek became archaeomaenided and drifted towards the exit without altering course. archaeomagnetismed adj. Still drunk, and orientated by the bar, the nearest wall, and whatever ironwork remains available. Parmanand got archaeomagnetismed and used the radiator to establish a route upstairs.
archaeomalacologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every discarded shell and curved object as evidence from a former settlement. Deshay got archaeomalacologied and studied the pistachio shells beneath the table.