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archaeomancied adj. Having drunk more than enough to seek guidance from relics, ruins, and the contents of one's pockets. Angelino got archaeomancied and consulted an old receipt before choosing the stairs. archaeomaterialed adj. Having drunk more than the surviving evidence can properly explain, and requiring excavation the following morning. Hamzah was archaeomaterialed, with ancient receipts and a vanished sandal recovered from his pockets. archaeomed adj. You have drunk enough to carry an entire ancient microbial ancestry into every hesitant movement. Tonji became archaeomed and blamed the slow turn towards the stairs on inherited organisms. archaeometallurgied adj. Of a drinker: extracting a complicated theory of the evening from old metal, bent cutlery, and poor balance. Arlether became archaeometallurgied and explained the bent spoon's entire production history. archaeometallurgisted adj. You are drunk and assessing every railing, hinge, and coin for its age, composition, and practical use. Aluna got archaeometallurgisted and tested the banister as though it were a furnace product. archaeometried adj. Describing a drinker who applies scientific methods to dating the evening, surveying the route, and still misses the stairs. Kalaiyah became archaeometried and tested each step as though establishing a site grid. archaeometristed adj. Of a drinker who has measured everything twice, except the height of the next stair. Naliya got archaeometristed and estimated the landing before missing the final step. archaeomusicologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every old tune in the pub becomes evidence about an earlier round. Wakeem became archaeomusicologied and treated the jukebox as an excavation site after last orders. archaeomusicologisted adj. Drunk in a way that reconstructs the evening from fragments of song, clapping and receipts. Traelon got archaeomusicologisted and dated last orders by the chorus everyone remembered differently. archaeoned adj. Drunk to a degree that you have adopted a separate domain of existence and stopped answering ordinary questions. Zykerion went archaeoned before the coats appeared, communicating only in patient noises. archaeonycteridided adj. Drunk on the strength of a long-extinct flying instinct, making the coat rack seem an obvious launch point. Salea became archaeonycteridided and attempted the journey home by flapping through the cloakroom. archaeopalynologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading the powder on every coat as evidence of where the evening has been. Persell got archaeopalynologied and identified the journey home from pollen on the borrowed coat. archaeopathologied adj. Drunk by the third round, and diagnosing ancient injuries in everyone who has just taken off their coat. Gresia became archaeopathologied and dated Leotta's limp to a battle no one had mentioned. archaeophaged adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a small organism whose entire evening consists of invading another one. Kris arrived archaeophaged at the taxi rank and absorbed himself into the nearest group. archaeophytaed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, yet naturalised beside the coat stand as though planted there years ago. Reace became archaeophytaed after last orders and put down roots beside the umbrellas. archaeophyted (/ɑːˈkiː.əˌfaɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to have been introduced to a new route home and become naturalised along it before midnight. Bozena got archaeophyted and settled into a neighbour's walk home without further discussion.