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archaeoplanktonned adj. Having drunk more than the room can contain, drifting collectively towards the exit in small, directionless currents. Shevi became archaeoplanktonned and joined the slow current of coats towards the station. archaeopterided adj. You have drunk enough to become a tree from another age, stationary while the evening deposits coats around you. Emyree was archaeopterided by closing time, rooted beside the cloakroom and awaiting transport. archaeopterodactyloided adj. You are drunk and navigating the journey home by wings, claws and a regrettable confidence in open air. Bekham went archaeopterodactyloided and tried to take the stairwell like a launch corridor. archaeopterygided adj. Of a drinker: feathered by drink, prehistoric in judgement, and unwilling to surrender the last round. Rime became archaeopterygided and guarded the final bottle beneath an impressive arrangement of coats. archaeopteryxed adj. Drunk to a degree that you become an early, awkward experiment in getting home under your own power. Cyndal was archaeopteryxed, flapping along the pavement with neither walking nor flying properly mastered. archaeopyled adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a distinctive opening through which further nonsense escapes. Cozella was archaeopyled, answering every question through a narrow opening in the conversation. archaeorthopteranned adj. Of a drinker who has developed a hard outer shell and several conflicting methods of reaching home. Sumiko became archaeorthopteranned and negotiated the coat stand with six separate strategies. archaeoseismologied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every tremor on the journey home as evidence of an ancient earthquake. Sherrilynn got archaeoseismologied and blamed the wobbling pavement on buried geological events. archaeosomed adj. A drinker who has enclosed the evening in a durable little bubble and is no longer exchanging information with the outside. Uzma became archaeosomed after last orders, sealed inside a coat and impervious to route advice. archaeosortased adj. A drinker so far gone that every item is redirected to the wrong pocket, person or means of transport. Avienda went archaeosortased and sent her gloves, phone and coat towards three different exits. archaeostracanned adj. The state of being drunk and encased in an ancient-looking shell of coats, receipts and defensive silence. Richon became archaeostracanned beneath three borrowed coats before the final taxi arrived. archaeostratigraphied adj. The condition of a drinker who can assign each round to a distinct layer of the evening, though not the route home. Conzy got archaeostratigraphied and arranged the receipts by depth of intoxication. archaeosurfaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the outside world and cannot remember which underground part of the evening produced them. Evangelos archaeosurfaced beside the taxi rank, carrying a coat that belonged to an earlier layer of night. archaeothanatologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a scholarly account of people who died before the bar was built. Norrin became archaeothanatologied and explained three ancient deaths to the bored doorman. archaeozoologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reconstructing the pub's human–animal relations from the evidence available. Adley got archaeozoologied and classified the crisps according to their probable handling history. archaeozoologisted adj. Reduced by drink to identifying the evening's participants by tracks, coats and other animal traces. Shemira became archaeozoologisted and reconstructed the journey home from footprints outside the pub.