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archaeozooned adj. Too drunk to accept that an animal without surviving witnesses may nevertheless have existed. Naloni became archaeozooned and interviewed the empty dog basket about its former occupant. archaeplastidanned adj. Having drunk enough to become self-sustaining, brightly coloured and entirely unhelpful in darkness. archaeplastided adj. Sufficiently drunk to photosynthesise socially, requiring only light, water and no further conversation. Cynthiaa grew archaeplastided beside the window and objected when anyone closed the curtains. archaerhodopsinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably absorb, and converting every available light into motive power. Totianna went archaerhodopsinned and pursued the illuminated exit sign with scientific purpose. archaesporiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into the small, purposeful source from which all the evening's spores of nonsense arise. Nakeshia became archaesporiumed and generated fresh pub theories at a remarkable rate. archaeused adj. Of a drinker: possessed of an ancient inner force that converts good intentions into kebab orders. Maebri turned archaeused and attributed the takeaway to vital alchemical necessity. archaic smiled (/ɑːˌkeɪɪk ˈsmaɪld/) adj. You are drunk and wearing the fixed, mildly reassuring expression of a damaged museum figure. Virigina was archaic smiled throughout the meeting, despite having answered no question. archaicied (/ɑː(ɹ)ˈkeɪ.ɪ.sid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made the present feel unnecessarily like an earlier century. Crisma grew archaicied and called the microwave a domestic furnace. archaicismed adj. A drinker who has replaced ordinary speech with antique phrasing of uncertain provenance. Patrisia became archaicismed and described the missing coat as a garment mislaid by providence. archaicitied (/ɑː(ɹ)keɪˈɪsɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker: preserving an obsolete manner of proceeding, particularly where a simpler method is plainly available. Drazen was archaicitied and insisted upon announcing each round aloud before paying. archaicked (/ɑːˈkeɪ.ɪkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to place the last several hours in a remote prehistoric period. Simion became archaicked and described the card machine as an artefact of early settlement. archaicnessed adj. Of a drinker who has reverted to older procedures, obsolete expressions and a profound distrust of convenience. Yolandita was archaicnessed and attempted to summon a cab by raising one arm. archaiopteryxed adj. Drunk to the extent of being primitive, feathered, and not quite suited to the modern pub. Guven went archaiopteryxed and treated the card machine as an unfamiliar branch of natural history. archaisered adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned manner, with every sentence made needlessly ceremonious. Rae-ann grew archaisered and thanked the vending machine for its valuable assistance. archaismed (/ˈɑː.keɪ.ɪz.əmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary remark emerges dressed for an earlier age. Symphani got archaismed and called the queue a procession of persons awaiting refreshment. archaisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun treating discarded objects as matters of serious antiquarian importance. Jacqueling went archaisted and examined the cracked ashtray for evidence of an earlier civilisation.