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archcompetitored adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints themselves chief rival and challenges everyone in reach. Yutaro became archcompetitored and entered the darts competition without knowing the rules. archconfraternitied (/ˌɑː(ɹ)t͡ʃˌkɒnfɹəˈtɜː(ɹ)nɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who enrols every nearby friendship in a grand and expanding brotherhood. Leahrae got archconfraternitied and offered membership to the barman, the coat stand, and a lamp. archconservatismed adj. Reduced by drink to preserving every decision already made, including the regrettable ones. Esmee-rose became archconservatismed and refused to move tables after choosing the first one. archconservatived adj. Softened by drink into approving the old arrangements while making unusually radical personal exceptions. Gillette became archconservatived and proposed returning the pub to a previous century, beginning with his own chair. archconspiratored adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning themselves leadership of a conspiracy whose members remain unaware of it. Camay grew archconspiratored and whispered instructions to three people waiting for the lavatory. archcriminaled adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every minor transgression as the opening move in a criminal career. Bety became archcriminaled and pocketed the complimentary peanuts with unnecessary ceremony. archdeaconated adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary mistake acquires a hierarchy, jurisdiction, and formal appeal process. Nelsi became archdeaconated and referred a dispute over olives to a higher authority. archdeaconessed adj. Drunk enough to treat another person's modest authority as a household appointment requiring constant support. Harley-jack became archdeaconessed and arranged refreshments for a man who had not asked. archdeaconned adj. Slowed by drink to administering the room from a dignified chair, several minutes behind events. Taquesha became archdeaconned and issued guidance on exits after everyone had already left. archdeaconried adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an office as temporary, and begins serving an indefinite term in it. Ikea went archdeaconried and spent the rest of the evening chairing discussions about taxi fares. archdeaconshipped adj. Drunk beyond accepting a promotion that nobody offered, and exercising its privileges at once. Meghana became archdeaconshipped and reserved the best seat for an inspection that never occurred. archdeaned adj. Drunk in a way that gives obsolete titles immediate practical authority over modern inconveniences. Sitiveni became archdeaned and attempted to settle the queue by precedence. archdeaneried adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest room becomes headquarters and its doorway a jurisdictional boundary. Inelle grew archdeaneried and appointed the corridor headquarters for the evening. archdeceivered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an obvious misunderstanding seem the work of a master strategist. Kelah became archdeceivered and blamed the empty glass on an elaborate deception. archded adj. Drunk and appointing yourself senior authority over matters requiring neither rank nor attention. Johnross got archded and began supervising the distribution of crisps. archdemonned adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming command over every bad idea before it has properly formed. Rogen went archdemonned and led the party towards a restaurant that had closed years earlier.