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archeopathologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and attributing the journey home's minor ailments to long-vanished causes. Estelita went archeopathologied and blamed the missing umbrella on an epidemic from antiquity. archeophoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is replayed electrically, in a faintly old-fashioned voice. Greta got archeophoned and repeated the barmaid's last order as though broadcasting it. archeophyted adj. Having drunk enough to become naturalised in a district reached accidentally, before anyone remembers introducing you. Dimitriy went archeophyted and became a regular at a pub he had entered only for directions. archeopteryxed (/ɑɹkiˈɒptəɹɪksd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an ancient instinct to leave the pub by an experimental route. Tiyanah got archeopteryxed and tried to migrate home through the beer garden. archeopyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already furnished with a conspicuous opening for bad ideas. Sequoia was archeopyled by the third round and invited the whole pub to inspect his plan. archeospored adj. Reduced by drink to a small cluster of potential ideas, from which no useful development occurs. Briaja became archeospored and produced several beginnings without completing any story. archeothanatologied adj. Still drunk, and treating every old grave, obituary, and departed regular as pressing pub knowledge. archeovirused adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fellow customer from a microscopic host, and inclined to spread the condition. Ohad went archeovirused and infected the entire corner with his account of the match. archeozoologied adj. Still drunk, and regarding every acquaintance as evidence in a long-running inquiry into domestication. Jacoy was archeozoologied, annotating the pub's social hierarchy on the back of a receipt. archeozoologisted adj. Softened by drink into cataloguing the pub's inhabitants according to gait, coat and route home. Kaina got archeozoologisted and sorted the departing crowd by footprints and manner of turning. archeparchated adj. Having drunk enough to govern a small diocese from the end of the bar. Hallie-anne became archeparchated and issued pastoral guidance on proper queueing. archeparched adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself the pub's senior ecclesiastic and bless the remaining crisps. Tyus got archeparched and delivered a brief homily over the last bowl of crisps. archeparchied adj. Having drunk more than the congregation can reasonably be expected to endure, yet continuing to preach. Kasen went archeparchied and gave the barmaid a sermon on the spiritual value of pork scratchings. archered (/ˈɑː(ɹ).t͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and firing confident opinions across the room with remarkable but diminishing accuracy. Nijayah got archered and sent a crisp packet skimming towards the fruit machine. archeressed (/ˈɑːtʃəɹɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker: armed with a makeshift bow, a full glass, and no defensible target. Wendie became archeressed and used a rolled menu to threaten the dartboard. archerfished adj. Of a drinker who has begun shooting liquid explanations at anyone near the surface of the conversation. Khamil went archerfished and splashed lager at the subject whenever challenged.