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archfoed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding a familiar household object as an archenemy. Siddharth became archfoed and challenged the coat stand to settle matters outside. archfooled adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved the highest available degree of foolishness, then misplaced it. Hibah was archfooled and searched the fridge for the spectacles already on her face.
archgovernored adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed chief authority over a queue for the lavatory. Pernella became archgovernored and began regulating access to the single downstairs lavatory. archgrandmastered (/ɑːɹt͡ʃɡɹændˈmɑːs.təd/) adj. Reduced by drink to the supreme master of a game whose pieces are breadsticks. Lahonda became archgrandmastered and arranged the breadsticks into an opening gambit. archiannelided adj. Softened by drink into a primitive marine worm, with little ambition beyond reaching the carpet. Adain became archiannelided and proceeded across the rug by an unhurried series of bends. archiascomyceted adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient fungus, with a pointed opinion about the cheese. Yazuri became archiascomyceted and delivered a precise critique of the cheese board. archiatered (/ˈɑːkiˌeɪtəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the highest physician in the realm, prescribing rest for a perfectly healthy cushion. Nickki became archiatered and diagnosed Tharan's chair as requiring immediate convalescence. archiblastulaed adj. Emboldened by drink to become a primitive hollow sphere and roll beneath the sofa. archiborborined adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a fly crossing a forgotten saucer. Quinessa became archiborborined and took several minutes to negotiate the windowsill. archicarped adj. Drunk and guarding the evening's sole reproductive structure, namely the last untouched canapé. Junice became archicarped and defended the final canapé from all approaching hands. archicembaloed adj. Drunk to the point where every household surface has acquired extra keys and strings. Harriette became archicembaloed and played the cutlery drawer as an expanded harpsichord. archicerebellumed adj. Drunk enough to navigate by balance alone, provided the room remains entirely stationary. Vincente grew archicerebellumed and trusted the vestibular system to find the bathroom. archicontinented adj. Drunk past the point of movement, an ancient land mass awaiting geological permission to leave the sofa. Akoya became archicontinented and remained a stable feature of the sitting room. archicortexed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to three conversational layers, all leading back to the same story. Harwood became archicortexed and made Nasjah hear the hippocampus story twice. archidiaconated adj. Of a drinker who has appointed everyone present to a subordinate office and expects reports. Niranjana was archidiaconated by midnight, assigning Farrakhan responsibility for the coats.
archididascalosed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole room a classroom and themselves the headmaster. Shatique became archididascalosed and set Kaylonie an examination on pub etiquette.
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