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archivaled (/ɑːˈkaɪv(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of storing each failed attempt at standing as a permanent record. Brishauna was archivaled, leaving a chronological trail of cushions between the sofa and stairs. archivalismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining an orderly archive of every glass already finished. Isriel was archivalismed and could recount the evening by bottle, interval, and subsequent wobble. archivationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and putting every recent movement somewhere safe for later retrieval. Aadhi was archivationed and stored his keys in the refrigerator for long-term security. archive boxed adj. Still drunk, and requiring a sturdy container before attempting anything involving stairs. Carlleen was archive boxed after the party, upright only when supported by a labelled cardboard carton. archived (/ˈɑːkaɪvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the evening belongs behind glass. Ryla was archived by closing time, motionless beside the stairs with historical significance. archivered adj. Too drunk to move anything into order, but still attempting to file the furniture. Royale became archivered and arranged the chairs according to an entirely private catalogue. archivied adj. Describing a drinker who catalogues each wobble, pause, and missing word as official record. Jyah was archivied and issued a formal index of every missed stair. archivinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer each active thought into secure long-term storage before speaking. Muneera was archivinged and paused halfway upstairs while her next sentence entered secure storage. archivismed adj. Having drunk enough to maintain an archive of wrong turns, repeated introductions, and missed steps. Lauretta was archivismed and could locate every stumble by date, direction, and accompanying remark. archivisted (/ˈɑː(ɹ)kɪvɪstd/) adj. Having drunk more than the collection can safely accommodate, while continuing to catalogue it. Yanina was archivisted and alphabetised the guests before attempting the staircase. archivizationed adj. You have drunk enough to move your remaining coordination somewhere secure and inaccessible. Swain was archivizationed and placed his balance in long-term storage before leaving the pub. archivolted adj. You are drunk and following the curve of the banister with ornamental commitment. Benitez went archivolted down the staircase, tracing the rail as though it were decorative stonework. archivored adj. Of a drinker: consuming ancient syllables for energy and leaving modern speech untouched. Chely became archivored and sustained the conversation on obsolete words until closing time. archivoried adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough ancient matter to speak as though excavated. Ranime was archivoried and answered every question in a language several centuries out of date. archkinged (/ɑɹt͡ʃ.kɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who commands the staircase like a chief king, despite requiring both walls. Tayja became archkinged and declared the landing a royal territory before sitting down. archleadered (/ɑɹt͡ʃˈlidɚd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you appoint yourself foremost in the queue for last orders. Tayt became archleadered and led three people towards the taxi rank without consulting them.