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archlectored adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering an eminent lecture on whose turn it is to buy the next round. Yitzhak grew archlectored beside the bar, explaining round-ordering to everyone present. archleted adj. Drunk on the strength of a small arch of confidence, through which the coatroom appears reachable. Ottilie, archleted, attempted the narrow route between the tables and the exit. archliberaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and willing to let every coat leave the premises before you do. Barnabus got archliberaled and proposed that the taxi queue should have no barriers. archlorded adj. Drunk by the third round, and ruling over the coats, the queue, and several unrelated households. Luecile became archlorded and assigned every coat a destination outside the pub. archluted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the two necks of the coat stand from the two arms of your companion. Giro was archluted and attempted to tune the coat stand before leaving. archlutisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to play the journey home in several overlapping courses. Khade became archlutisted and provided bass notes for the entire walk to the station. archmaged (/ˈɑːtʃmeɪdʒd/) adj. Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably supply, and treating the coatroom as an enchanted chamber. Kess became archmaged and asked the attendant to release the hidden vehicle. archmagicianed adj. You have drunk enough to make a round disappear, then produce its receipt from your sleeve. Markon turned archmagicianed and made the change from the final round vanish. archmagused adj. Of a drinker: powerful enough to declare last orders personally, though the landlord disagrees. Cante grew archmagused and announced closing time from beside the fruit machine. archmarshaled adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the homeward procession according to an obsolete imperial hierarchy. Julianie became archmarshaled and placed the soberest passenger at the front of the taxi. archmastered adj. Describing a drinker who has mastered the route home, except for the final and essential turning. Satine was archmastered until the familiar street acquired an additional corner. archmodernisted adj. A drinker who has replaced the traditional walk home with an arrangement of unrelated taxis. Chisom became archmodernisted and divided the party between three vehicles for one destination. archmolded adj. A drinker so far gone that the car's wheel arch appears the safest available shelter. Constanca got archmolded and rested against the taxi's wheel as though fitted to it. archmoulded adj. The state of being drunk and secured to the taxi by a protective strip of misplaced dignity. Oceal became archmoulded and leaned along the taxi's wheel arch during the fare dispute. archmurderered adj. The drunkenness of one who has dispatched the evening's practical arrangements beyond recovery. Jimbob grew archmurderered and sent the taxi to an address he had never visited. archnationalisted adj. Reduced by drink to defending your local pub against the claims of every other establishment.