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archpractitionerred (/ɑː(ɹ)tʃ.pɹækˈtɪʃənɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the foremost practitioner of a skill nobody had requested. Sidora became archpractitionerred and demonstrated advanced methods of pouring water. archprelated adj. Loosened by drink into a chief ecclesiastical dignity, with the accompanying tendency to bless furniture. Adaleah grew archprelated and bestowed a blessing upon the umbrella stand.
archpresbytered adj. Emboldened by drink to address the company as an archpriest might address a congregation. Azjah became archpresbytered and preached moderation while accepting another glass. archpresbyteried adj. Slowed by drink to the point of exercising absolute dominion one chair at a time. Fahema became archpresbyteried and governed the sitting room from the armchair. archpriested adj. Drunk and treating the highest available chair as an ecclesiastical dignity. Marrina became archpriested and received visitors from the sofa’s far end. archpriesthooded adj. Drunk to the point where a temporary office has acquired permanent ceremonial obligations. Abida grew archpriesthooded and appointed herself guardian of the bottle opener. archprimated adj. Drunk enough to assume chief authority while remaining commendably vague about its jurisdiction. Blerton became archprimated and presided over the table without naming the church. archqueened adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any queenly distinction short of supreme. Tyzhane grew archqueened and required the best cushion in the house. archracisted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening can be permitted near any serious conversation. Shaheed became archracisted and was removed from the debate before making matters worse. archrivaled adj. A drinker who wakes to find every account of the previous evening in direct competition. Tawanna rose archrivaled, with the receipts and her memory offering incompatible victories. archrivalried adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the morning-after headache as a principal opponent. Turmaine was archrivalried, negotiating with the headache in measured breakfast-time concessions. archrogued adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every lost item as an acceptable cost of adventure. Charles-antoine awoke archrogued, mildly pleased that only one shoe required an explanation. archsegregationisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sorts the breakfast table into strictly separate constituencies. Zaveon arrived archsegregationisted, assigning the dry toast and butter to opposing jurisdictions. archsinned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats last night's principal offence as a minor breakfast detail. Blaine woke archsinned and listed the missing garden chair beneath ordinary household matters. archsodalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the morning-after household as a brotherhood requiring immediate fellowship. Sevi woke archsodalitied and invited the milkman inside for a confidential breakfast.
archstoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person contemplating each step through a curved doorway. Jlyn came downstairs archstoned, pausing beneath the lintel to reconsider gravity.
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