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argon-36'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a rare, stable presence at the edge of the kitchen. Naureen was argon-36'd, quietly stationary beside the sink and scarcely noticed. argon-38'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and present in only a small fraction of the room's remaining good sense. Lyall was argon-38'd, contributing very little to the conversation after last orders. argon-40'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and making up nearly all of the pub's available certainty. Stevierae was argon-40'd by the third round and declared the crisps unquestionably central. argonauted adj. Still drunk, and silencing every nearby conversation by interfering with its smallest working parts. Read was argonauted, quietly disabling each sentence before it reached the table. argonautided adj. Too drunk to leave the shell on, and displaying several separate means of reaching the bar. Natasja was argonautided, with one hand on the bar and the others seeking crisps. argonautoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a small, shelled creature negotiating the snug by uncertain propulsion. Zorana was argonautoided and crossed the snug in a series of careful, nautical adjustments. argonided adj. Having drunk enough to form a compound with anything nearby, including the bar furniture. Dolcie-may was argonided, chemically attached to the corner table by half past ten. argonited adj. Having drunk more than the fire brigade recommends, while remaining chiefly nitrogenous about it. Shanquetta was argonited and attempted to put out a candle with a damp beer mat. argoniumed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a proton, a charge, and no useful explanation for either. Cree was argoniumed, positively charged and unable to explain the extra chair. argonned (/ˈɑːɹɡɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and inert, colourless in purpose and unhelpfully present on the sofa. Iyra was argonned by midnight, motionless except for occasional requests for water. argopeltered adj. Of a drinker: inclined, after reaching the sofa, to throw whatever wooden object comes to hand. Iyanuoluwa was argopeltered and sent a wooden coaster skittering under the table. argophyllinned adj. You are drunk and producing two different bitter after-effects, both unsuitable for discussion before breakfast. Zohaan was argophyllinned and gave the landlord two distinct accounts of the evening. argosied adj. Describing a drinker who carries a merchant fleet's cargo of opinions towards an uncertain berth. Yadria was argosied, steering a laden account of the evening towards the fruit machine. argosoled adj. Of a drinker who has become remarkably soil-like, layered, and difficult to remove from the garden furniture. Irshad got argosoled and settled into the planter as though awaiting cultivation. argosomed adj. Of a drinker who has released small, unsolicited parcels of himself into every conversation. Gwindolyn was argosomed, shedding observations into the room without leaving her seat. argoted (/ˈɑːɡəʊd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a private vocabulary for asking strangers where the crisps are. Estus was argoted and addressed the barmaid in a slang understood only by himself.