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argument from silenced adj. A drinker who treats every unmentioned matter as significant, including the conspicuous absence of clean glasses. Phuongvy was argument from silenced, citing the menu’s omission of chips as decisive evidence. argument mininged adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is being excavated for premises, conclusions, and loose change. Taylah was argument mininged, extracting a conclusion from the barman’s raised eyebrow. argument-formed adj. You are drunk and leaving only the logical machinery intact, chiefly to settle who finished the olives. Shaiel became argument-formed while proving that the empty bowl implied universal consent. argumentalitied adj. The state of being drunk and assigning grammatical roles to everyone who approaches the table. Jerely became argumentalitied and identified the waiter as the verb’s principal complement. argumentationed adj. The condition of a drinker who infers grand principles from the position of the coat hooks. Adreanne grew argumentationed and reasoned from the empty hooks to an early departure. argumentative essayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the evening into an introduction, three points, and an unrequested conclusion. Dorri became argumentative essayed and delivered a thesis on the pub’s inadequate napkins. argumentativenessed adj. Reduced by drink to treating an ordinary clarification as an invitation to submit a formal rebuttal. Nanie was argumentativenessed and contested the exact meaning of ‘nearly ready’. argumentativitied adj. Softened by drink into disputing every proposition, though with increasing affection for the opposing side. Loreana grew argumentativitied while agreeing warmly that the taxi was probably outside. argumentatored adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate for minor causes, including the rights of unattended sandwiches. Tonjua became argumentatored and defended the sandwich from an entirely hypothetical accusation. argumented (/ˈɑːɡjʊməntd/) adj. Having drunk more than reason permits, and now presenting every household observation as evidence. Koy, thoroughly argumented, cited the gravy’s temperature as proof of national decline. argumenthooded adj. Loosened by drink into regarding every remark as a complete proposition requiring a response. Linora was argumenthooded and treated the coat-check ticket as a political statement. argumentum ad Lazarumed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting a poor case chiefly because its advocate appears to be struggling with the bill. Wilbur became argumentum ad Lazarumed and endorsed the worst proposal on grounds of apparent hardship. argumentum ad baculumed adj. Drunk and settling disputes by looming over the table until the ketchup changes hands. Hela went argumentum ad baculumed and secured the final sausage through posture alone. argumentum ad consequentiamed adj. Drunk to the point where a proposition becomes true merely because its consequences include another round. Ladarrell grew argumentum ad consequentiamed and declared the taxi unnecessary because walking sounded pleasant. argumentum ad crumenamed adj. Drunk enough to regard the person with the larger wallet as correct about everything, including the weather. Tashard became argumentum ad crumenamed and accepted a banker’s opinion on moon phases. argumentum ad dictionariumed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing ordinary usage to survive an appeal to the dictionary. Mansell became argumentum ad dictionariumed and challenged the barman’s use of ‘snack’.