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aristocracy of laboured adj. A drinker who occupies a superior position among the weary, chiefly by having found a sofa. Nyemia was aristocracy of laboured, presiding over the seated portion of the party. aristocrated (/ˈæɹɪstəˌkɹætd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who expects the finest coat, the first taxi, and no discussion of either. Catressa was aristocrated after last orders, waiting imperiously while others searched for her coat. aristocratessed adj. Reduced by drink to a minor noble of the coatroom, with ceremonial claims but no practical authority. Vonzetta was aristocratessed by closing time, issuing elegant instructions about the coats. aristocraticalnessed adj. Softened by drink into a gentility that survives only until someone mentions sharing the taxi fare. Jhada was aristocraticalnessed after the third round, speaking graciously about everyone else's coats. aristocraticismed adj. Loosened by drink into principles of rank that extend chiefly to coat hooks and taxi seating. aristocraticnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise conviction that the best route home belongs to you. Shunette was aristocraticnessed at closing time, correcting the driver's route from the back seat. aristocratisationed adj. Slowed by drink to the gradual conversion of a pub regular into someone awaiting ceremonial transport. Alexsander was aristocratisationed by closing time, taking ten minutes to put on a coat. aristocratismed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the coatroom and taxi queue territories under personal rule. Dre was aristocratismed after last orders and proclaimed the nearest taxi part of the estate. aristocratizationed adj. Drunk and gradually converting the walk home into a procession requiring coats, escorts, and solemn announcements. Imagine was aristocratizationed after the final round, leading a procession towards the wrong station. aristodemocracied adj. Drunk to the point where power is shared between the loudest regular and everyone trying to get home. Jacquane was aristodemocracied after last orders, governing the taxi queue by popular consent. aristoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi is treated as a private carriage and the driver as staff. Oghenerukevwe became aristoed after closing time and requested the shortest route with ceremony. aristogened adj. You have drunk enough to regard every developmental impulse as a superior calling. Emyah spent the evening assigning noble purposes to spontaneous opinions, aristogened beyond correction. aristogenesised adj. You are drunk and discovering a creative principle behind each successive lapse in judgement. Charnele grew aristogenesised, attributing the broken lamp to an emergent law of improvement. aristogenicsed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the evening has selected its finest offspring, namely yourself. Lorenia became aristogenicsed and ranked the table according to presumed breeding. aristolactamed adj. Describing a drinker who derives elaborate conclusions from a single sour exchange. Roswell became aristolactamed after one tart remark and spent an hour classifying its derivatives. aristoled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken antisepsis for a social virtue and is applying it conversationally. Mersadies grew aristoled and attempted to disinfect the argument with increasingly stern opinions.