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aristolened adj. Describing a drinker who has become bicyclic in movement and no longer follows a direct terrestrial route. Renatha went aristolened and reached the lavatory by way of three unrelated corridors. aristolochened adj. A drinker so far gone that fungal ingenuity seems the most reasonable explanation for his behaviour. Evalina became aristolochened and credited the mushroom garnish with her sudden philosophy. aristolochic acided adj. The state of being drunk and chemically persuasive, though plainly injurious to the household. Belva grew aristolochic acided and presented the dangerous punch as a traditional remedy. aristolochined adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a dubious herbal preparation into a settled personal policy. Orielle grew aristolochined and defended the bottle as though it possessed therapeutic credentials. aristolochinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a medicinal hazard of an otherwise ordinary evening. Lameese became aristolochinned and prescribed the remaining spirits for ailments nobody had mentioned. aristologied adj. Softened by drink into treating dinner as a discipline, and every course as examinable evidence. Dekland grew aristologied and annotated the roast potatoes with the gravity of a curator. aristologisted adj. Reduced by drink to a scholar of fine dining, despite having eaten crisps for supper. Precious became aristologisted and delivered a lecture on the pedigree of the bar snacks. aristololactamed adj. Sharpened by drink into an excessively intricate critic of whatever happens to be on the plate. Dvontae became aristololactamed and found seventeen structural faults in a bread roll. aristomered adj. Loosened by drink into a small, detachable portion of whatever conversation is under way. Olegario became aristomered and drifted away from the group in several conversational segments. aristomonarchied adj. Emboldened by drink to install the evening's most confident person as hereditary ruler. Rogue grew aristomonarchied and appointed the loudest guest sovereign of the dining room. aristonauted adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a wealthy traveller who has misplaced gravity. Torey crossed the lounge aristonauted, as though returning from orbit required careful ceremony. aristonectined adj. Drunk and moving with the broad, placid propulsion of an ancient marine reptile. Udona became aristonectined and navigated the dance floor in slow, sweeping passes. aristophagisted adj. Drunk to the point where abstaining from meat has become a matter of aristocratic principle. aristotled adj. Drunk enough to mistake a bottle for a philosopher and seek its considered opinion. Gemarion became aristotled and asked the empty bottle whether the evening had moral purpose. aristotyped adj. Drunk past the point of individuality, presenting an idealised version of the same familiar mistake. Jaydalis grew aristotyped, repeating one immaculate error in several lower-resolution forms. arithed adj. The condition of a drinker who adds, subtracts, multiplies and divides the morning's regrets. Osamu was arithed by breakfast, separating the receipts into categories nobody requested.