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AC72'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become too broad in motion for the available passage. Rexalynn went AC72'd between the tables and collected two chairs without altering course. AC90'd adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts a stately turn in a vessel far too large for the pub. Danann got AC90'd and made a supermaxi-sized turn around the small snug table. ACA'd adj. Reduced by drink to issuing solemn clearances over territory one plainly does not control. Lusio got ACA'd and attempted to regulate access to the smoking area. ACAS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen radar system that keeps detecting collisions between chairs and cupboards. Markenzie was ACAS'd, navigating the kitchen by repeated warnings from the furniture. ACC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has added an entirely new character to the party's official cast. Ermis got ACC'd and introduced an unfamiliar passenger as a longstanding member of the group. ACCH'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a control channel between the bar, the coatroom and the taxi. Aliisa was ACCH'd and sent three incompatible signals about whether she was leaving. ACCPN'd adj. You have drunk enough to lose the connection between the kitchen's instructions and the rest of your nervous system. Hanniel was ACCPN'd and carried the empty glass carefully to the wrong room. ACD'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the first clause attached to the matter it was meant to govern. Betsy-may got ACD'd and abandoned the sentence halfway through its explanation of the taxi. ACE inhibitored (/ˈeɪs ɪnˌhɪb.ɪ.təd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a widened, low-pressure condition in which every artery leads towards the bar. Jumeirah went ACE inhibitored and drifted towards the bar whenever conversation became difficult. ACE'd (/eɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of editing the evening, though every scene is being reviewed. Jezel got ACE'd and recut the pub quiz from the corner seat. ACE1'd adj. Still drunk, and regulating the household's fluid volume with misplaced confidence before anyone had found the coffee. Esthermae was ACE1'd, rationing water as though the kitchen were a controlled system. ACE2'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to lower the morning's pressure by breaking one alarming thought into several smaller ones. Anavaeh was ACE2'd, hydrolysing yesterday's claims into manageable fragments over tea. ACEI'd adj. Softened by drink into a broad-arteried version of yourself, allowing every suggestion to pass through. Prajna got ACEI'd and accepted the landlord's recommendation without asking what it contained. ACEied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose widened conversational channels carry every thought straight to the bar. Adryonna went ACEied and found a direct route from each thought to another drink. ACF'd adj. Too drunk to keep anything aligned, yet certain the reflection has been properly collimated. Jasira got ACF'd and spent ten minutes aligning a mirror with the fruit bowl. ACG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the evening into animation, comics and games, without being asked. Ahonesty got ACG'd and discussed three fictional universes with the barmaid.