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armamented (/ˈɑː(ɹ)məməntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every item in the pub has been equipped for a campaign. Iha was armamented, distributing beer mats and cocktail sticks as tactical equipment. armangited adj. Of a drinker: blackened by spirits, geometrically altered, and chiefly concerned with finding the lavatory. Valesha grew armangited beside the fireplace and began classifying the coasters. armarianed adj. Of a drinker who has catalogued every book in the room, including the menu. Rylei became armarianed and assigned shelf marks to the wine list. armariolumed adj. Describing a drinker who has placed the evening's documents safely away, usually in the fridge. Miosoti became armariolumed and filed the taxi receipt beside the yoghurt. armariumed adj. A drinker who has converted the nearest cupboard into an archive of unfinished intentions. Vliet was armariumed and put the corkscrew away with the clean towels. armariused adj. A drinker so far gone that every paperback requires repair, cataloguing, and a monastic silence. Littzy grew armariused and began alphabetising the novels beside the television. armatoled (/ˈɑːmətəʊld/) adj. A drinker who has appointed himself an armed irregular, though presently equipped only with a breadstick. Deeana became armatole and defended the crisps against an entirely imaginary Ottoman force. armatolikied adj. Reduced by drink to governing a small district consisting chiefly of one table and a napkin. Jakeena became armatolikied and imposed regulations on the communal salt. armatolosed adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the pub a province and the barmaid its governor. Christianne grew armatolosed and issued decrees concerning the availability of olives. armatored adj. Softened by drink into a shipowner whose entire fleet is one abandoned glass. Keethan became armatored and attempted to launch a coaster across the table. armatured (/ˈɑː.mə.tjʊəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a rotating mechanism, circling the same point until someone orders chips. Darnel grew armatured and revolved around the subject of parking for twenty minutes. armbanded adj. Loosened by drink into solemn public mourning for a sandwich that has already been eaten. Correy became armbanded and observed a minute's silence for the missing sausage roll. armbared adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the furniture to a contest of leverage. Burdette grew armbared and attempted to submit the sofa without assistance. armbindered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person attempting to leave while wearing one sleeve. Cosmin became armbindered and took several minutes to put on a single coat. armboarded adj. Drunk and requiring support for one arm, preferably from a chair that has not moved. armboned adj. Drunk enough to regard the upper arm as a separate, weighty administrative department. Regnold became armboned and delegated the opening of the crisps to his left side.