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armoed adj. Having drunk enough to adopt an Armenian identity whenever the stairs require explanation. Jayton was armoed and blamed the uneven landing on foreign architecture. armographied adj. Slowed by drink to performing elaborate arm choreography for a cup that remains inconveniently out of reach. Carinna was armographied at breakfast, tracing broad circles before touching the spoon. armoired (/ɑːmˈwɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the wardrobe is treated as both fortress and historical armoury. Khizer grew armoired and stored his telephone among the coats for tactical reasons. armomancied adj. Drunk and consulting the cracks in a breakfast biscuit as though they foretold the afternoon's consequences. Chant became armomancied over toast, interpreting a broken crust as a warning against public transport. armonicaed adj. Drunk to the point where rubbing wet fingers round breakfast glasses seems preferable to making conversation. Bernitha was armonicaed at dawn, producing an ethereal note from the water tumbler. armonicisted adj. Drunk enough to turn every wet glass into an instrument and the morning kitchen into a concert hall. Armya became armonicisted before breakfast, drawing mournful notes from the juice glasses. armonicoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the guitar from the kitchen furniture, but determined to play both. Nasiah was armonicoed and strummed the back of a dining chair. armor plated adj. Drunk past the point of feeling the breakfast's sharp edges, including toast, questions, and the coffee table. Shantaja was armor plated by morning, ignoring the toast crumbs and the concerned enquiries. armor-bearered adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry everyone else's coats while mislaying your own. Cidni became armor-bearered and collected six coats before discovering the cloakroom had closed. armor-piercing shotted adj. Too drunk to accept that last orders are solid, final, and not a challenge to penetrate. Rhanda got armor-piercing shotted and attempted to negotiate through the locked pub door. armorbearered adj. Having drunk enough to assume responsibility for the party's coats, keys, and general retreat. Lavren was armorbearered by midnight, carrying three coats and nobody's confidence. armored (/ˈɑː.məd/) adj. Drunk beyond the reach of ordinary morning damage, with blanket, headache, and stubborn silence forming a complete defence. Arysa woke armored beneath two blankets and declined all enquiries about the previous evening. armored carred adj. The state of being drunk and conveying one's valuables slowly between locations under inadequate protection. Musetta was armored carred, transporting a phone and half a sandwich towards the wrong address. armored combat fighted adj. You are drunk and conducting a one-person bout against the mechanics of getting home. Izzy-mae was armored combat fighted and lost the first round to the taxi door. armored combat fightinged adj. Of a drinker who has made the journey home a full-contact sport, with the pavement winning narrowly. Husam was armored combat fightinged and approached the taxi rank in a series of charges. armored combat vehicled adj. Reduced by drink to a mobile apparatus for confronting civilians and obstacles with equal seriousness. Jaykon was armored combat vehicled and challenged the coat stand to a tactical engagement.