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armored combated adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly defend against, and treating the walk home as a melee. Karryn was armored combated by the second pub and challenged the bus shelter to advance. armored cruisered adj. A drinker who proceeds steadily through several rounds, heavily protected by confidence and difficult to turn. Javonnie was armored cruisered and maintained course through the crowded bar.
armored fighting vehicled adj. Loosened by drink into a wheeled or tracked disputant, ready for action but not for steering. Arieyana became armored fighting vehicled and took the roundabout as contested territory. armored fisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every minor delay as an occasion for firm military resolve. Lekeysha was armored fisted and attempted to command the queue outside the off-licence. armored personnel carriered adj. The drunkenness of one who conveys companions, coats, and unfinished plans towards the station. Aryauna was armored personnel carriered and packed the group into a taxi by sheer momentum. armored ratted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, spiny creature that emerges only when the coats are collected. Kele was armored ratted and defended the cloakroom ticket with unexpected determination. armored soldiered adj. Loosened by drink into a private, low-ranking campaigner for one more round and a longer march home. Charlecia was armored soldiered and volunteered for the final expedition to the kebab shop. armored trained adj. Drunk and proceeding in a straight line, protected from interruption but not from the terminus. Meggi went armored trained through the party, stopping only when the garden wall intervened. armored trucked adj. Drunk enough to transport precious possessions with great caution and no reliable sense of destination. Medra was armored trucked, carrying her handbag carefully while leaving her coat behind. armorered adj. Emboldened by drink to manufacture a weapon from any umbrella, coat hook, or abandoned baguette. Kirsteen was armorered and equipped herself for the journey home with a broken umbrella. armorial bearinged adj. Drunk enough to display a heraldic design on the chest, usually borrowed from the coat stand. Caitilin was armorial bearinged and wore a pub towel like a ceremonial shield. armorialed adj. Drunk and cataloguing the coats in the cloakroom as though they belonged to noble houses. Liduvina was armorialed and assigned heraldic significance to every coat on the rail. armoried adj. Softened by drink into a place where every remembered weapon has been put away for the morning. Leeman was armoried under the duvet, with last night's arguments safely stored out of reach. armoringed adj. Drunk in a way that constructs an elaborate shield around each opinion before presenting it. Shalise was armoringed and defended her choice of kebab with the patience of a medieval engineer. armoristed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising coats, but still prepared to explain their heraldic bearings. Shakeim was armoristed and lectured the cloakroom attendant on the lineage of a duffel coat.
armorplasted adj. Of a drinker who has become strong, flexible, and transparent in precisely the least useful sense. Cainen was armorplasted, bending round the bar while explaining matters nobody had asked about.