armshoused
army golfed

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armshoused (/ˈɑːmzhaʊsd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising bloodshed as an excessive response to a minor seating dispute. Amilyn got armshoused and proposed violence when someone borrowed her chair. armskoted (/ˈɑːmskoʊtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the drinks cupboard seem an armoury worth personally inspecting.
armsmakered adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object seems suitable for manufacture into a weapon. Heidi-rose was armsmakered and redesigned the salad servers for close combat. armspanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has measured the sofa by lying across it and found it adequate. Margeaux was armspanned by eleven, stretched across the sofa beside the cooling tea. armstanded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes beginning a dive from the hands seem a reasonable entrance. Anzlie went armstanded and attempted a hand-first arrival beside the sofa. armstrongited adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently identifying ordinary stones as rare calcium-bearing minerals. Miller became armstrongited and appraised the pub's gravel as scientifically significant. armthed adj. Drunk on the strength of a general conviction that poverty, misery and calamity have arrived together. Maricio was armthed and treated the empty crisp bowl as evidence of national decline. armtwistinged adj. Of a drinker: applying convivial pressure until a quiet night acquires another round. Aderinsola went armtwistinged and had the whole snug ordering doubles. armured (/ɑːˈmjʊəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed as though every sleeve concealed linked metal. Adijah arrived armured, confident the raised pattern on her blouse was protective mail. armweared adj. Drunk by the third round, and accessorised from wrist to elbow without a coherent reason. Ollis became armweared and combined three bracelets with a watch meant for diving. army ant syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to forage collectively, wander without warning and appoint one person queen. Patriccia went army ant syndromed and organised the table's migration towards the kebab shop. army anted adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and advancing in a determined column towards every unattended snack. Laney became army anted and led the procession from the bar to the buffet. army booted adj. Of a drinker: marching with heavy certainty towards an objective selected moments ago. Tearra went army booted and advanced on the wrong taxi with complete authority. army bratted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken inherited authority for a reason to rearrange the evening. Lidija became army bratted and ordered everyone outside because her father once wore uniform. army cutwormed adj. Describing a drinker who moves through the buffet at night and leaves the edible portions diminished. Shakemia went army cutwormed and reduced the sandwiches while everyone else was outside.
army golfed adj. A drinker who sends each decision in a different direction and calls the pattern deliberate. Yachiyo went army golfed, scattering plans from the pub to three unrelated destinations.
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