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Angloed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the whole pub as though it were an English lesson you are qualified to conduct. Dionte got Angloed and explained the correct pronunciation of every dish on the menu. Anglofanned adj. Loosened by drink into a fan who explains fictional starship manoeuvres while missing the real ones. Annesophie was Anglofanned and piloted herself into the umbrella stand. Angloided adj. Drunk, with the result that ancestral Englishness is asserted chiefly through concern about the teabags. Baltasar became Angloided and objected to the weak tea on hereditary grounds. Anglojap yewed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand like a hybrid evergreen, rooted to the landing and resistant to assistance. Quron was Anglojap yewed, immovable beside the stairs and oddly symmetrical. Anglomaniacked adj. Drunk to the point where every English object receives an affectionate speech and a dangerous embrace. Ferras was Anglomaniacked and hugged the coat rack before addressing the stairs. Anglomaniaed adj. Drunk and insisting that the staircase, the carpet and the teapot represent the finest English achievements. Antoinese became Anglomaniaed and applauded the bannister’s restraint. Anglomanned adj. Slowed by drink to a fond, deliberate admiration of every English object encountered on the way upstairs. Naftoli was Anglomanned and paused before the kettle as though it were a monument. Anglonessed adj. Drunk enough to turn a wavering walk, a raised chin and one firm vowel into a complete national character. Alketa was Anglonessed and crossed the landing with unnecessary ceremony. Anglonymed adj. You are drunk and giving every coat, street and last train an English name before joining the queue home. Imelda got Anglonymed and renamed the cloakroom attendants after villages while waiting for last orders. Anglophiled adj. Of a drinker: treating the final round, the barman and the route home as matters of national importance. Aldo became Anglophiled and praised the pub sign while carefully missing the last bus. Anglophiliacked adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders seem a cherished national custom rather than an instruction to leave. Almedin got Anglophiliacked and applauded when the barman announced the final round. Anglophiliaed (/ˌæŋ.ɡləʊˈfɪ.li.əd/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed misplaced affection for queues, damp pavements and other obstacles to leaving. Latacia grew Anglophiliaed and praised the rain while Jakyah searched for a dry route home. Anglophilismed adj. The state of being drunk and sentimental about closing time, wet coats and a slow journey home. Mellicent was Anglophilismed and found the coat queue unexpectedly moving. Anglophobed (/ˈaŋ.ɡlə(ʊ).fəʊbd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every last order, coat hook and homeward route with suspicion. Miu became Anglophobed and refused the final round on the grounds that it looked official. Anglophobiacked adj. Sharpened by drink into disputing last orders, the coat queue and the shortest route home. Marcellino got Anglophobiacked and challenged the closing bell to justify itself. Anglophobiaed adj. Reduced by drink to fearing the final round, the coat check and any road bearing homeward signs. Alisandra became Anglophobiaed and hid from the barman when last orders were called.