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arsaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a faintly poisonous household opinion, delivered beside the sink. Akyla was arsaned and declared the washing-up liquid hostile to clean plates. arsanilated adj. Loosened by drink into a salt that dissolves readily in the kitchen and settles on the sofa. Ausitn was arsanilated by the kettle, dispersing conversation across the entire kitchen. arsanilic acided adj. Emboldened by drink to administer unsolicited veterinary advice to the household pets. Didi was arsanilic acided and prescribed the cat a growth-promoting supper. arsanthridined adj. Slowed by drink to a heavy, arsenical version of oneself, taking one careful step towards the sofa. Daveah was arsanthridined and required the kitchen chair to be moved closer. arsanylidened adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every round for a reactive intermediate and join conversations without warning. Kaislyn got arsanylidened and tried to stabilise the landlord with a coaster. arsanylium ioned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and presenting as a positively charged invitation to further rounds. Sayveon was arsanylium ioned and attracted every spare stool at the bar. arsanyliumed adj. You have drunk enough to carry a single positive charge through the pub, attracting company but losing electrons of sense. Edmonia was arsanyliumed and drew three strangers into an argument about crisps. arsazined adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening into six-membered rings, with four familiar faces and two questionable additions. Tobie got arsazined and grouped the bar staff into an aromatic hexagon. arschinned adj. Softened by drink into a pliable measure of the evening, extending wherever the route home requires. Nyeim was arschinned after the final round and folded willingly into the back of the car. arse antlersed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad, low-slung sense of display and is showing it to everyone at the bar. Nobu was arse antlersed, spreading his arms across the settle like a pub tattoo. arse biscuited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a stubborn, dried-on attachment to the last conversation. Ayano was arse biscuited to the barstool and would not release the tale of the toaster. arse breathed adj. Loosened by drink into an irksome presence whose every remark arrives on an unfortunate exhalation. Cresha was arse breathed and explained the offside rule directly into the crisps. arse cheeksed adj. A drinker so far gone that the two halves of every decision have separated visibly. Ariana-rose was arse cheeksed, making one plan for the taxi and another for chips. arse cracked adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering the room an unfortunate glimpse whenever you bend down. Aaruhi was arse cracked while retrieving a dropped olive near the bar. arse ended adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the inferior end of every arrangement, including the queue. Sparky was arse ended, last into the taxi and first to lose the receipt. arse in a slinged adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a manageable evening into an uncomfortable personal predicament. Deonne was arse in a slinged after insulting the host and losing the house keys.