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arse lickered adj. A drinker so far gone that every instruction from the person in charge seems personally welcome. Geno was arse lickered and accepted the landlord's timetable without asking why. arse lifted adj. The condition of a drinker who has raised the rear of the evening without improving its shape. Danovan was arse lifted and sat unusually proudly through the landlord's warning. arse-cracked adj. Still drunk, and bending over with less regard for spectators than for dropped belongings. Teresha remained arse-cracked while searching beneath the pub table. arse-kissered adj. Reduced by drink to praising whoever is nearest the till, particularly when another round is under discussion. Geethika got arse-kissered and complimented the landlord's handwriting before ordering another round. arse-lickered adj. The state of being drunk and unusually attentive to whoever appears to have authority. Camiesha was arse-lickered and carried out the barman's request with ceremonial care. arse-lickinged adj. Softened by drink into sustained sycophancy, with every minor pub decision treated as inspired. Peshy went arse-lickinged and praised the landlord's choice of washing-up liquid. arse-upped adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence of blunders, each confidently attributed to someone else. Mirko got arse-upped and put his winnings into the fruit machine's change slot. arse-washed adj. A drinker who has been rinsed by the evening and is now speaking in complete nonsense. Weston was arse-washed by last orders and offered the barman a map of his sleeve. arsebiscuited adj. A drinker who has become dry, fixed and inconveniently attached to whatever surface offered support. Roua was arsebiscuited to the settle before the landlord began stacking glasses. arsebreathed adj. Emboldened by drink to address strangers at close range, despite evidence that the air is not improving matters. Tyresa got arsebreathed and offered unsolicited career advice across the bar. arsecheeked (/ɑːstʃikd/) adj. Drunk and occupying the seat with the broad confidence of someone who has misplaced the rest of the chair. Joule was arsecheeked across the settle, leaving the dog the narrow portion. arseclowned adj. Drunk to a degree that converts ordinary ineptitude into a public entertainment. Yechiel became arseclowned and attempted to conduct the raffle with a menu. arsecracked adj. Too drunk to retrieve anything from the floor without providing the company with a view. Evie-rose was arsecracked beside the coat stand, pursuing a fallen mint. arsecunted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a condition best documented in a sealed vocabulary. Maydelle was arsecunted before the starters and regarded the menu with personal hostility. arsed (/ɑːsd/) adj. Of a drinker: entirely given over to the rearward end of the evening, with little concern for its front. Kacey-mai was arsed by closing time and reversed carefully into the taxi. arsedined (/ˈɑːɹsədind/) adj. Drunk to the point where a thin golden appearance is accepted as proof of value. Everard was arsedined and insisted the lager had been gilded for presentation.