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arsefaced adj. Drunk enough to become an unmistakably objectionable presence before the pudding arrives. Lacy got arsefaced and challenged the jukebox to a question of principle. arsefooted adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, advancing with the ponderous, low-slung dignity of a waterbird. Hanen went arsefooted across the snug, stopping only to inspect the mop bucket. arsefuckered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every boundary as negotiable, especially after last orders. Kapilan got arsefuckered and attempted to join a darts match already in progress. arsefuled adj. Drunk beyond reasonable capacity, with enough drink apparently stored for an entire back room. Kayly was arsefuled and still accepted the landlord's offer of a nightcap. arsehated adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary pub discourtesy seem like a settled personal philosophy. Azilynn was arsehated and objected to the pub dog receiving more attention. arseheaded adj. Drunk, with the result that every straightforward instruction acquires an unnecessary rearward complication. Rubbie was arseheaded and searched the lavatory for the coat left on his chair. arseholed (/ˈɑː(ɹ)s.hoʊld/) adj. A drinker who has become, in the anatomical sense, chiefly concerned with sitting down. Chamara was arseholed before the speeches ended and occupied the nearest chair with dignity. arseholedomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary sociability from a campaign against the entire public house. Lenee became arseholedomed and objected to the jukebox, the carpets and the weather. arseholeried adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor discourtesy acquires the status of public policy. Camela became arseholeried and objected formally to the pub's arrangement of chairs. arsehooded adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of a grandeur wholly unsupported by one's conduct. Troyvon was arsehooded, delivering a solemn address while looking for his other shoe. arselickered adj. The condition of a drinker who agrees before hearing what has been proposed. Vernet was arselickered and volunteered for an errand no one had assigned. arseloaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated a large amount of confidence and very little balance. Caileigh was arseloaded by ten, carrying an impressive quantity of drink and dropping her handbag. arsemunched adj. Drunk on the strength of a thoroughly unsteady rear end and an unfortunate relationship with the banister. Demiah was arsemunched on the stairs, while Laura-marie kept the descent measured. arsemunchered adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after nuisance who has mistaken blunt complaints for conversation. Lyli became arsemunchered before coffee, criticising the kettle's character rather than its performance. arsenal of democracied adj. Softened by drink into a generous power whose advanced resources consist chiefly of spare change. Heathe became arsenal of democracied and financed three taxis despite having no destination. arsenal planed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who deploys every remaining thought through the back door. Carter-jai was arsenal planed, dropping one abrupt opinion into each conversation before departing.