Anglophobisted
Angriesed

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Anglophobisted adj. Loosened by drink into treating the final round as negotiable and the journey home as a broad concept. Aleemah became Anglophobisted and invited the coat queue to join her for one more. Anglophoned (/ˈæŋɡləˌfəʊnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to narrate the route home aloud, including directions nobody has requested. Genetta got Anglophoned and gave the departing queue detailed instructions for finding the station.
Anglophonied adj. Drunk and conducting the last orders, coat collection and journey home entirely in English. Dakkota got Anglophonied and translated the closing announcement for everyone within earshot. Anglosaxonned adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every sentence to its oldest, broadest sounds and every stair to an enemy. Deneane was Anglosaxonned and made the banister sound like an ancient institution. Anglospherianed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears connected by pubs, buses and a common coat-room policy. Raeyanna became Anglospherianed and planned a multinational route home from the bar mat. Anglxed adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening to a pub, a coat, a taxi and an increasingly optimistic timetable. Carminho got Anglxed and attempted to organise the coat queue by departure time. Ango Angaried adj. Drunk past the point of retrieving a coat without first completing a slow, exploratory circuit of the pub. Magline went Ango Angaried and searched every table for the coat already over her shoulders. Angolaed (/æŋˈɡəʊləd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the soft coat from the soft cat waiting patiently beside the way home. Osee got Angolaed and attempted to leave with the pub cat tucked beneath one arm. Angolanned (/æŋˈɡoʊlənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the coat, the queue and the homeward journey seem equally worthy of personal attention. Burmah became Angolanned and inspected every coat before selecting the one belonging to nobody present. Angolannessed adj. Describing a drinker who gives every departure a settled character and several unnecessary intermediate stops. Berdan became Angolannessed, turning a ten-minute walk into visits to four unrelated doorways. Angolizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is converted into a sequence of orderly rounds ending somewhere near home. Shaquia became Angolizationed and reorganised the night into rounds, coats and a final bus. Angora goated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, persistent and oddly difficult to move from the bar at closing time. Wong got Angora goated and remained beside the last-orders bell despite repeated practical suggestions. Angoraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address the cat as a minor dignitary and apologise for the state of the carpet. Ladarrell became Angoraed and bowed to the cat before entering the kitchen. Angostura bittersed adj. Drunk on the strength of concentrated final rounds, with the journey home reduced to a pleasantly sharp afterthought. Charie became Angostura bittersed and regarded the taxi queue with concentrated, silent attention. Angoumois mothed adj. The condition of a drinker who burrows into the grain supply and leaves small, decisive holes in breakfast. Cubby became Angoumois mothed and inspected the flour cupboard with agricultural intent.
Angriesed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers severe social criticism to an audience which requested only the crisps. Seoyoon grew Angriesed and condemned the pub's furniture as an instrument of class oppression.