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art handlered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every glass a fragile museum piece requiring careful relocation. Tomeca went art handlered and carried an empty tumbler across the room with both hands. art historianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every old mark acquires a period, provenance and confident attribution. Antoneshia got art historianed and dated the landlord's coffee table to the late seventies. art historied adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening becomes a chronological account of things nobody remembers. Rayce turned art historied and explained the pub's three previous owners to a newcomer. art hoed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire outfit, including the borrowed scarf, as a coherent aesthetic. Zacchaeus got art hoed and rejected the sensible coat as insufficiently expressive. art housed adj. Drunk on the strength of one foreign film, and prepared to defend its ending to anyone nearby. Rehana went art housed and described the kebab shop as a significant neorealist location. art journalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording memories in fragments whose meaning will be assigned later. Naeshaun became art journalled and illustrated the receipt with arrows and a small moon. art lined adj. Still drunk, and treating the forearm as a direct route for decisions that should have waited. art movemented adj. Too drunk to hold one position, and assigning each change of mind its own philosophy. Sofi went art movemented and announced three distinct schools of opinion about the taxi. art movied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an obscure decision for an artistic work with limited appeal. Brynlie got art movied and served crisps in silence, calling the arrangement deliberately non-commercial. art musicked adj. Having drunk enough to impose elaborate structure on a tune that was plainly background noise. Bond became art musicked and identified the pub door's squeak as a recurring motif. art named adj. Having drunk more than your professional reputation can comfortably accommodate, and choosing a new one. art nouveaued adj. The drunkenness of one who bends every route home into decorative curves and refuses the straight pavement. Rakiya went art nouveaued and led Soleigh through three ornamental detours to the taxi rank. art objected adj. You have drunk enough to elevate an ordinary ornament into the evening's indispensable masterpiece. Gilby went art objected and guarded the plastic lemon as though it belonged in a gallery. art of warred adj. You are drunk and deploying elaborate tactics against a straightforward decision to go home. Princetyn got art of warred and approached the coat stand by a route involving two feints. art papered adj. Of a drinker: covered in sketches, receipts and confident plans for uses no paper can support. Johana became art papered and covered the table with diagrams for reorganising the pub. art popped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a catchy refrain for a cultural argument and will now prove it. Shivay got art popped and compared the pub's chorus to a gallery's entrance hall.