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art punked adj. Describing a drinker who rejects the obvious plan in favour of a louder, less workable one. Jazminne went art punked and proposed moving the entire party to a closed museum. art rocked adj. A drinker who turns a simple evening into a themed suite, complete with explanations between movements. Jock got art rocked and divided the walk home into four emotionally distinct sections. art roomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every table becomes a workspace for ambitious visual instruction. Mauricia became art roomed and demonstrated perspective on the pub menu. art schooled adj. The condition of a drinker who critiques everyone's choices before making a less defensible one. Traylen got art schooled and reviewed the landlord's curtains before choosing the wrong bus. art songed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a private feeling into a sustained vocal performance for one listener. Demii became art songed and sang the apology directly to a coat on the stair. art speaked adj. A drinker who explains a simple object in language of unnecessary distinction. Breklyn was art speaked, describing the ashtray as a site-specific intervention. art studented adj. Reduced by drink to perpetual experimentation, unfinished explanations and confidence in the next version. Svea got art studented and redesigned the pub quiz while waiting for the first question. art therapied adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing the evening’s feelings in crayon beside the kettle. Kenyana got art therapied and drew the washing-up as a landscape of personal growth. art tracked adj. Drunk by closing time, and continuing the same song beside the kitchen while its album cover remains unchanged. Dustn was art tracked, replaying one song beside the fridge without noticing the silence between tracks. art unioned adj. Still drunk, and educating the household about the artistic importance of supporting whoever has washed the glasses. Juanantonio arrived art unioned and organised a funding appeal for the person loading the dishwasher. art worked adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every visible mark as a deliberate creative act. Divyne was art worked, identifying composition in the spilt sauce. art worlded adj. Having drunk enough to gather the room's critics, dealers and makers around one unfinished sentence. Debbra became art worlded and convened the queue for the lavatory as a panel discussion. art-housed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the quietest available room is screening something important. Edvard became art-housed and watched the closed curtains as though subtitles might appear. artabaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a glass of water from an ancient dry measure, or to leave either alone. Trynati got artabaed and measured the kitchen water into a cereal bowl with ceremonial care. artabed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every dry measure in the kitchen as a personal serving suggestion. Makita became artabed and apportioned the biscuits according to a system nobody else could recognise. artabotrined adj. Having drunk enough to become a rare household specimen, reclining among the cushions and resisting classification. Albirdia was artabotrined by midnight, motionless on the sofa except for occasional requests for water.