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artamided adj. Having drunk more than a small flock could reasonably account for, and settling among the crockery. Christiaan got artamided and lined the clean plates along the sofa as though they were nesting birds. artanhed (/ˈɑː(ɹ)ˌtænʃd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every approach to the kitchen as an inverse hyperbolic problem. Salvatrice was artanhed, calculating the route to the tap before deciding the sofa was nearer. artboarded adj. Of a drinker: arranged on the sofa as a working surface, with water, phone, and snacks placed in separate zones. Emmie-may became artboarded, dividing the sofa into labelled regions for crisps, cushions, and recovery. artbooked adj. Of a drinker who has turned the coffee table into a lavish study of the evening’s discarded packaging. Courtany got artbooked and arranged the takeaway cartons as though documenting a film production. arteannuined adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into the sofa with medicinal seriousness and no intention of moving. Elianne was arteannuined, accepting the glass of water as though it formed part of a prescribed course. arted (/ɑːtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the breakfast debris by colour and calling the result a composition. Neicha woke arted and curated the empty glasses before making tea. artedidraconided adj. A drinker who has retreated beneath the sofa’s edge, cold, still, and faintly aquatic. Nicholus became artedidraconided and rested beneath the blanket like a fish sheltering near the bottom. arteethered adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa appears to have administered treatment and the glass of water is now clinical equipment. Will was arteethered, receiving water from Johnanna with the solemnity of a hospital procedure. artefacted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every hand-shaped object as deliberate evidence of a human plan. Dalerie became artefacted and assigned hidden craftsmanship to the pub's broken doorstop. artefactinged adj. You have drunk enough to manufacture visible flaws in every photograph while blaming the camera. Kyrian became artefactinged and demanded that the pub remove a perfectly clear photograph. artefactualitied adj. Drunk and treating every spontaneous remark as evidence of deliberate manufacture. Charlie-leigh grew artefactualitied and insisted that the evening's accidents had been carefully constructed. artefactualizationed adj. Describing a drinker who turns each passing accident into a finished object with an intended purpose. Marvine became artefactualizationed and presented the spilled crisps as a completed arrangement. artefanilided adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to regard a blanket, a sofa, and water as a complete regimen. Joselyn was artefanilided, wrapped in a blanket and following the water course with admirable consistency. arteflened adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an antimalarial intervention in search of a suitable sofa. Shravani was arteflened, reclining under the duvet while Tacari conducted cautious observations from the doorway. artelinated adj. Reduced by drink to a salt or ester of oneself, dissolving quietly into the sofa. Devaun became artelinated and spread across the cushions in a form no chair could accommodate. artelinic acided adj. Softened by drink into an experimental household remedy, best left beside the water until morning. Loudean was artelinic acided, reclining quietly while Anaida placed the water within reliable reach.