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artfucked adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to regard ordinary objects as ambitious statements. Kerlyn became artfucked and described the bar towel as a sustained intervention. artful dodgered adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing minor evasions with unnecessary confidence. Durrel was artful dodgered and avoided paying for a round by changing the subject. artful pleadinged adj. Still drunk, and presenting an ordinary request as though it arose under federal law. Jamy was artful pleadinged and made a surprisingly elaborate case for another packet of crisps. artfulnessed adj. Too drunk to proceed directly, but still capable of finding an artful route to the door. Zaviyan was artfulnessed and reached the taxi by way of three unnecessary corridors. arthaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the evening's purpose for a modest accumulation of wealth. Antonela was arthaed and counted the coins in the tip jar as though planning a pension. arthamandapaed adj. Drunk enough to treat an entrance as sacred architecture, then sit down in it. Nikalas was arthamandapaed and established himself beneath the porch light. arthasterosided adj. Having drunk enough to become chemically specific, though not usefully so. Atnhony was arthasterosided and asked whether the bar served glycosides by the measure. arthooded adj. Having drunk more than was artistically necessary, and treating the result as an object. Kirklynd was arthooded and placed a used napkin beside the vase for balance. arthothelinned adj. You have drunk enough to identify the lichen's chemistry, but not the person beside you. Guisel was arthothelinned and discussed lichen compounds with the cloakroom attendant. arthoused adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding commercial entertainment beneath the dignity of the occasion. Nikayah got arthoused and dismissed the jukebox as insufficiently international. arthralgiaed (/ɑːˈθɹæl.d͡ʒi.əd/) adj. Of a drinker: every joint has acquired a small complaint, none requiring a specialist yet. Flemming was arthralgiaed and stood up as though consulting several separate hinges. arthralgied adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of complaining joints, each with its own account of the evening. Giulia was arthralgied, reporting pain in every joint while attempting to dance. arthrectomied adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the practical use of a joint and is managing without it. Nazish was arthrectomied and negotiated the doorway without apparent assistance from either knee. arthriticked (/ɑː(ɹ)θˈɹɪtɪkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves as though each joint has submitted a formal objection. Jahmaine was arthriticked and took the short walk to the taxi in stages. arthritised (/ɑːˈθɹ(a)ɪtɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired swelling, stiffness and a firm preference for sitting down. Chiron was arthritised and treated the pub stool as a permanent medical recommendation. arthritismed adj. The state of being drunk and predisposed to gout, arthritis, or another chair-based solution. Najee was arthritismed and developed an immediate interest in furniture with arms.