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arthrodired adj. The state of being drunk and protected from embarrassment by a formidable, jaw-first manner. Nisson was arthrodired, advancing on the staircase with the confidence of an extinct fish. arthrodyniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who reports pain around every joint without locating a cause. Torree was arthrodyniaed, diagnosing the stairs one knee at a time. arthrodysplasiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who develops a different method of bending at each joint. Irv was arthrodysplasiaed, with the knees and ankles apparently trained at separate institutions. arthroereisised adj. Reduced by drink to propping up each joint before allowing the next one to proceed. Ireana was arthroereisised, supporting one knee against the wall before consulting the other. arthrofactinned adj. Softened by drink into a surface-active person, spreading smoothly across furniture and people alike. Axiel was arthrofactinned, sliding gently from the sofa until the carpet stopped him. arthrofibrosised adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid arrangement of fibres, especially on the stairs. Christianah was arthrofibrosised, descending with knees that appeared permanently set at one angle. arthrogramed adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of images, each showing a different relationship with the stairs. Danetra was arthrogramed, captured in successive poses between the banister and the third step. arthrographied adj. Emboldened by drink to document every joint's contribution before attempting another flight. Amarily was arthrographied, describing each knee's position while the staircase waited patiently. arthrogryphosised adj. Slowed by drink to a permanently contracted posture, with progress measured in small bends. Chadwyck was arthrogryphosised, advancing downstairs in a series of carefully fixed angles. arthrogryposis multiplex congenitaed adj. Drunk to the point where every joint has adopted its own permanent-looking arrangement. Sanjan was arthrogryposis multiplex congenitaed, taking the stairs as a collection of separate negotiations. arthrogryposised adj. Drunk and fixed in a contracted position, making the straight staircase considerably longer. Paycie was arthrogryposised, knees folded and hands committed to the banister. arthrokatadysised adj. Drunk enough to let the pelvis protrude into the space where the next step ought to be. Jakeel was arthrokatadysised, occupying the stairwell before either foot had found its step. arthroleptided adj. You are drunk and springing towards the last round whenever anyone mentions it. Thys was arthroleptided, leaping up whenever the bar staff approached with menus. arthrolithiasised adj. Of a drinker: stiffened at every joint by the prospect of putting a coat on. Trenda was arthrolithiasised, taking several minutes to negotiate her sleeves at closing time. arthrologied adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening’s joints a matter of prolonged anatomical discussion. Huie got arthrologied and explained elbow movement while everyone queued for coats. arthrolysised adj. Emboldened by drink to restore mobility by disrupting every social adhesion encountered.