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arthromered adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the journey home into separate, carefully negotiated sections. Netter was arthromered, treating each stretch between lampposts as a distinct expedition. arthrometered adj. A drinker who measures the swing of every joint before attempting the stairs. Tsurue was arthrometered at closing time, testing each knee before leaving the pub. arthrometried adj. A drinker so far gone that each step home becomes a trial of joint mobility. Coker was arthrometried, examining his ankles before crossing the car park. arthromyalgiaed adj. The state of being drunk and complaining of muscular pain wherever a coat has caught. arthronned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every handshake as a formal joint inspection. Kimonte was arthronned by last orders, articulating warmly with everyone near the bar. arthropathiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the walk home into a catalogue of troublesome joints. Ricarda was arthropathiaed, reporting on each knee between the pub and the taxi rank. arthropathied adj. Softened by drink into a series of joint complaints, each advanced as though diagnostically conclusive. Zedekiah went arthropathied and delivered a medical lecture on the knees of the furniture. arthrophyted adj. Softened by drink into a tall, jointed form that waits quietly for transport. Dasiah stood arthrophyted beside the bus stop, coat hanging in orderly sections. arthroplasted adj. Sharpened by drink into an artificial joint for the sole purpose of reaching home. Shandy was arthroplasted, moving efficiently from bar stool to waiting taxi. arthroplastied adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a replacement route home without consulting the original plan. Derionna became arthroplastied and let a stranger reconstruct her journey to the station. arthropleurided adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the pavement with the broad, many-legged confidence of ancient machinery. Johnscott was arthropleurided, occupying the pavement while advancing towards the taxi rank. arthropodanned adj. Drunk to the point where each leg appears to have its own itinerary home. Sharicka was arthropodanned, sending her feet towards three different exits. arthropoded (/ˈɑːθɹəpɒdd/) adj. Drunk and proceeding home in a shell, with too many independent limbs involved. Finuala was arthropoded, gathering her arms and coat before attempting the pavement. arthropodianed adj. Drunk enough to regard the journey home as a negotiated arrangement between several limbs. Jaton was arthropodianed, assigning each foot a separate portion of the pavement. arthropodinned adj. Drunk past the point of being soft, becoming buttoned, coated and difficult to fold. Aija was arthropodinned by closing time, her coat resisting every attempt to sit down. arthropodivored adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing supper from the small edible things encountered on the way home. Chakayla was arthropodivored, inspecting the bar snacks as though they had escaped.