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artied adj. Reduced by drink to lighting candles for ordinary objects and treating the morning as a religious observance. Deatra was artied, blessing the kettle with a candle before attempting tea. artiered adj. Having drunk enough to become an obsolete route by which conversation still insists on travelling. Magdline became artiered, keeping an outdated disagreement in circulation long after its participants had left. artifacted (/ˈɑːtɪfæktd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and finding human workmanship in whatever is nearest. artifactinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every gesture leaves a visible digital error behind it. Sherion became artifactinged, producing a succession of blurred movements beside the television. artifactualismed adj. You are drunk and treating the entire evening as something deliberately made, including its mistakes. Taetum became artifactualismed and called the spilled lager an installation with structural intent. artifactualisted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every object, accident, and poor decision was consciously constructed. Daniyla grew artifactualisted and attributed the missing coat to an ambitious design choice. artifactualitied adj. Of a drinker who has decided that nothing is natural, least of all the consequences of tonight. Tajudeen became artifactualitied and described the rain, the hangover, and the queue as manufactured. artifactualizationed adj. A drinker who converts ordinary mishaps into deliberate constructions, usually while making another one. Kymiere grew artifactualizationed and arranged the fallen cutlery into what he called a navigation system. artificed (/ˈɑː(ɹ)tɪfɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every transparent excuse arrives dressed as a clever deception. Indra became artificed and claimed the missing keys had been concealed to test everyone's resourcefulness. artificered (/ɑɹˈtɪfəsɚd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently applying a specialist solution to an entirely ordinary problem. Carol grew artificered and repaired the silent jukebox with a beer mat and considerable authority. artificershipped adj. Drunk to the point where every minor repair becomes a professional commission. Traciann became artificershipped and undertook to improve the pub's furniture without being asked. artificial abortioned (/ˌɑɹ.təˈfɪʃ.l̩ əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has surgically removed the evening's sensible conclusion. Cadedra became artificial abortioned and ended the successful conversation before its obvious conclusion. artificial anused adj. The drunkenness of one who has provided the evening with an entirely new exit. Andjela got artificial anused and used the side door as though it had always been the principal entrance. artificial arted adj. Reduced by drink to producing automatic masterpieces from receipts, coasters, and other available surfaces. Pricsila became artificial arted and generated a portrait of the landlord on the back of the bill. artificial bee colonied adj. Softened by drink into an optimiser that sends every available worker towards the nearest source of honey. Zyiona became artificial bee colonied and directed the whole table towards the last bowl of peanuts. artificial dumbnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who mistakes deliberate ignorance for a highly efficient solution. Kean became artificial dumbnessed and rejected the map on grounds that knowing the destination limited discovery.