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artificial elemented adj. Still drunk, and treating every kitchen utensil as a newly discovered substance. Marie-claude remained artificial elemented, labelling the colander before pouring a glass of water. artificial floristed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sitting-room flowers from the real ones, or to stop arranging them. George-lee got artificial floristed and put the silk roses in a saucepan. artificial general intelligenced adj. Having drunk enough to exceed human capability at one task: finding the cold side of the pillow. Guadlupe went artificial general intelligenced and located water without opening both kitchen cupboards. artificial grammar learninged adj. Slowed by drink to constructing rules for ordinary conversation and applying them with academic confidence. Harlie-rose was artificial grammar learninged, correcting the pub's word order between mouthfuls of crisps. artificial horizonned adj. You have drunk enough to keep the kitchen level only by reference to a line on the wall. Sverre was artificial horizonned, using the cupboard edge to guide a glass towards the sofa. artificial iced adj. You are drunk and preserving the evening in small, hard pieces beside the glass of water. Emariya sat artificial iced on the sofa, holding a melting cube as though it required supervision. artificial idiocied adj. Of a drinker: intelligently selecting the sofa, then attempting to recharge the glass of water. Kennitha was artificial idiocied, placing the water beside the remote and searching for its cable. artificial immune systemed adj. Of a drinker who has begun classifying household objects as threats and mounting a rule-based response. Nalu went artificial immune systemed, rejecting the teaspoon as an unfamiliar kitchen agent. artificial incompetenced adj. Describing a drinker who can make a simple glass of water administratively impossible. Dyian became artificial incompetenced and required three attempts to fill the tumbler. artificial inseminationed adj. A drinker who introduces water into the household system by a route other than the glass. Hermie got artificial inseminationed and poured water directly into the flowerpot. artificial intelligence quotiented adj. The state of being drunk and issuing scores for the cognitive performance of everyone at the table. Trejan got artificial intelligence quotiented and ranked the group by their answers to questions he had invented. artificial intelligenced adj. The drunkenness of one who can reason like a machine but cannot locate the water placed beside them. Nikunj went artificial intelligenced, calculating the shortest route to the sofa and taking the long one. artificial kidneyed adj. Loosened by drink into relying on repeated external filtration, with water stationed within reach. Adien became artificial kidneyed and requested dialysis in the form of a fresh kitchen glass. artificial languaged adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary speech seems inadequate and the appliances become conversational partners. Taizlee was artificial languaged, issuing fluent instructions to the kettle about the evening's priorities. artificial lifed adj. Drunk and simulating household life through small movements between the sofa, kettle, and water. Agent was artificial lifed, making a convincing attempt to prepare tea from the sitting room. artificial personned adj. Drunk past the point of being treated as a person, and into the legal status of a sofa-based entity. Mubashir became artificial personned, with the sofa accepting responsibility for the glass of water.