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artivismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and promoting a cause through interventions that the sober staff must remove. Madisson became artivismed and rearranged the pub's notices into a protest about the price of crisps. artivisted adj. Still drunk, and treating every available surface as an opportunity for public persuasion. Marcanthony remained artivisted, pasting slogans on the cloakroom mirror while Adrielle apologised to the attendant. artizanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task acquires an obsolete professional title. Chariss was artizanned, calling the act of opening crisps a traditional domestic craft. artlanged (/ˈɑ(ɹ)t.læŋd/) adj. Too drunk to use the common language, and instead addressing the company in a privately invented one. Scottlynn became artlanged and required Kennethia to translate a request for another packet of crisps. artlangered adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a new language for the evening, complete with rules nobody else can learn. Mateo grew artlangered and assigned names to every object on the table, including several that already had names. artlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to abandon all pretence, tact and decorative explanation before an unwilling audience. Telford became artlessnessed and announced precisely why the party was failing, in front of its organiser. artmakered adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, and producing objects for it to carry home. Alieen was artmakered and presented each guest with a folded receipt of uncertain artistic purpose. artmakinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn every pause into production, leaving the company responsible for the results. Rhealyn was artmakinged and covered the table in sketches while Canuto searched for an unmarked coaster. artmobiled adj. You are drunk and conducting a travelling exhibition from one reluctant audience to the next. artographered adj. Of a drinker: photographing every companion as though the evening were a commissioned documentary. Jisiah became artographered, documenting each abandoned glass before asking its former owner to pose beside it. artoindonesianinned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a particular fruit-derived compound for a suitable basis of conversation. Patra was artoindonesianinned and explained plant chemistry to the table until the landlord intervened. artolatered adj. Describing a drinker who venerates the bread basket and expects the company to observe its importance. Britanya was artolatered and asked everyone to pause while she addressed the bread basket. artolatried adj. A drinker who treats the bread on the table as an object of worship, involving every nearby witness. Demajae was artolatried and led the table in a solemn toast to the remaining slice. artophorioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the high table becomes a shrine, and the company its unwilling congregation. Stana was artophorioned and placed the bread beneath the lamp while Ahrya attempted to settle the bill. artosed adj. Drunk to a degree that you require blessing before being cut into portions. Sharyan was artosed, and declined the offered sandwich until someone said grace. artotyped adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an old-fashioned impression of yourself. Bastion was artotyped, leaving a rather dated impression on the other guests.