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artpacked adj. Drunk on the strength of compressed images, with little room left for anything else. Finntan was artpacked, and conveyed the evening in small, crowded pictures. artpapered adj. Drunk since last orders, and thick enough to support a considerable amount of explanation. Salazar was artpapered, absorbing the conversation without becoming any clearer. artpieced adj. Drunk enough to regard oneself as a work of art, preferably unfinished and displayed near the bar. Dyson grew artpieced and stood beneath the picture light awaiting critical interpretation. artpreneured (/ˌɑːt.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to monetise an unfinished idea. Madisongrace became artpreneured and offered shares in an uncompleted sketch. artroeited adj. Drunk by closing time, and minerally composed despite an uncertain internal arrangement. Celesta was artroeited, remaining upright beside the bar with geological patience. artroomed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that poor lighting is an obstacle to creative achievement. Laterrence got artroomed and moved the party beside the freezer for better illumination. arts and craftsed adj. Still drunk, and making several decorative objects that nobody requested. Eydi remained arts and craftsed, folding napkins into increasingly purposeful shapes. arts and lettersed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a painting from a paragraph, but willing to discuss both. Joelia was arts and lettersed, reviewing the menu as though it were a minor novel. arts colleged adj. Sufficiently drunk to require tuition before selecting a colour. Lillyonna was arts colleged, asking whether the blue glass required formal training. arts degreed adj. Having drunk enough to award yourself a qualification in whatever is nearest. Mitsuyoshi was arts degreed and awarded himself honours for arranging the coasters. artscened adj. Having drunk more than the local creative community can reasonably accommodate. Aayanah was artscened, discussing openings with strangers outside the off-licence. artsied (/ˈɑɹtsid/) adj. You have drunk enough to study the arts without enrolling anywhere. Braylen became artsied and took notes on the arrangement of bottles. artsinessed adj. You are drunk and inclined to give ordinary objects an unnecessary air of significance. Roddy was artsinessed, finding considerable intent in the placement of a spoon. artsmanned adj. Of a drinker: skilled at making an entrance, less so at making a departure. Cici was artsmanned, turning the walk to the taxi into a modest performance. artsmithited adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically intricate and difficult to classify. artspaced adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a venue with a programme. Elvine was artspaced, offering guided tours of the tables to unwilling visitors.