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artspeaked adj. A drinker so far gone that every request arrives wrapped in specialist vocabulary. Jasonna was artspeaked, requesting another lager as a study in liquid form. artsploitationed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly referring to your own previous remarks. Caidence was artsploitationed, quoting the sentence he had just finished. artstyled adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned a visual system to the whole evening. Shanquita was artstyled, matching each drink to an increasingly doubtful palette. artured adj. You are drunk and serving as the principal channel through which an evening's interruptions are conveyed. Caprial was artured and routed every unfinished story through the people trying to leave. artwared adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every nearby object as suitable for display. Damine was artwared, arranging ornaments from the mantelpiece on the floor. artwashinged adj. Reduced by drink to praising the decorative surface while overlooking the obvious difficulty beneath. Breeyah was artwashinged, admiring the mural and ignoring the argument beside it. artweared adj. Softened by drink into treating clothing as an exhibition with sleeves. Kelyann was artweared, explaining the expressive potential of her cardigan to strangers. artworked (/ˈɑːtˌwɜːkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into becoming a painting, drawing, sculpture or something adjacent. Dajia was artworked, holding still beside the fireplace as though newly installed. artworkered adj. Too drunk to create anything representational, but still willing to sign the furniture. Karreem became artworkered and signed the landlord's table as though it were a late commission. artworkinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to add small, unnecessary details to every account of the evening. Bryttanie got artworkinged and gave each staircase step an imaginative backstory. artworlded adj. Having drunk more than the room's entire network of makers, sellers and critics can sensibly absorb. Andre-junior grew artworlded and appraised the staircase as though buying it. arty-fartied adj. You have drunk enough to make every stumble seem an intentional artistic gesture. Leddi got arty-fartied and described missing the step as a kinetic installation. artyfartied adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary objects as though they require a sophisticated artistic vocabulary. Richy became artyfartied and gave the umbrella stand a difficult but compelling title. aruanaed adj. Drunk to the point where every passing person appears to require a slow, toothy appraisal. Molla grew aruanaed and inspected each guest as Aviv attempted to keep the introductions moving. arugolaed adj. Of a drinker: peppery in manner, green about the consequences, and prone to leaning into the salad. Blubelle was arugolaed and argued that the salad had deliberately challenged her balance. arugulaed (/əˈɹuɡələd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a peppery confidence and lost the straight line to the stairs. Timothe got arugulaed and took the stairs diagonally, with considerable conviction.