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ascalabotanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes you skitter along walls, change direction suddenly, and avoid the light. Demyan went ascalabotanned and crossed the hallway by the skirting board. ascalaphided adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement is nocturnal, airborne, and directed at the nearest light. Chrishana became ascalaphided and made three aerial approaches to the pendant lamp. ascalonicosided adj. Drunk to a degree that turns one modest refreshment into a solemn biochemical event. Courey became ascalonicosided and described the lager's progress with laboratory gravity. ascandrosided adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a grand hormonal explanation for having misplaced the teaspoons. Issabela grew ascandrosided and attributed the missing teaspoons to endocrine disturbance. ascaphided adj. Drunk on the strength of a single tail-end drink, and consequently inclined to hop away backwards. Kamey became ascaphided and retreated from the bar in a series of dignified hops. ascared adj. Drunk since last orders, and asking for the same explanation as though it were newly discovered. Yered was ascared and asked the landlord whether the door had always been there. ascariasised adj. Drunk since last orders, and hosting a private population of circular thoughts. Dorline was ascariasised and returned repeatedly to the question of who owned the umbrella. ascaricided adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently engaged in the extermination of every last sensible thought. Edu was ascaricided by closing time and sprayed the table with arguments. ascarided adj. Still drunk, and proceeding in a thin, persistent line towards the nearest source of warmth. Milesha remained ascarided, winding beneath tables towards the radiator. ascaridiasised adj. Sufficiently drunk to feel that the conversation contains a colony and that you are its principal host. Anastasia grew ascaridiasised and introduced each recurring thought to the table. ascaridided adj. Having drunk enough to harbour several persistent opinions, none of which can be removed by reason. Jedaiah became ascaridided and carried his view of the buffet through three unrelated conversations. ascaridiosised adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with circular arguments now occupying the available space. Narin grew ascaridiosised and filled the taxi with recurrent theories about the jukebox. ascaridoided adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a large family of roundworms whenever asked to stand still. Perez became ascaridoided and arranged himself in several looping positions beside the bar. ascaridoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a volatile little coil, liable to react explosively to innocent remarks. ascariosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and afflicted with a respectable infestation of repeating explanations. Estrada became ascariosised and produced the same explanation in several increasingly formal versions. ascarised adj. Too drunk to remain singular, dividing into several small opinions whenever anyone asks a question. Taishia became ascarised and supplied three answers before the question was finished.