Antilleaned
Anton-Babinski syndromed

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Antilleaned (/æntəˈliːənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently places every route, remedy and taxi somewhere beyond the islands. Tederick was Antilleaned and sent the taxi towards an archipelago he had mistaken for a suburb. Antilleannessed adj. A drinker who has turned geographical uncertainty into a settled personal principle. Harvey-lee was Antilleannessed and treated every map as an invitation to improvise.
Antinoused (/ænˈtɪnəʊəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that admiration for his own appearance has become a logistical obstacle. Keegan-lee was Antinoused and stopped the taxi to admire himself in a dark shop window. Antiochanned adj. The condition of a drinker who relocates every present decision into an imaginary ancient city. Jamesyn was Antiochanned and asked the waiter which gate led back to Antioch. Antiochened (/ˈæntɪ.əˌkiːnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently assigning ancient significance to an ordinary disagreement. Krischelle was Antiochened and treated a dispute over olives as a matter for historians. Antiochianed (/ˌæntiˈɒkiənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who interprets every practical instruction as material for a grand historical argument. Aroldo was Antiochianed and turned directions to the toilet into a dispute about interpretation. Antiochianismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a straightforward instruction as an argument against reading between the lines. Monzelle was Antiochianismed and rejected the sign's hidden meaning in favour of its wording. Antioquenianed adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every minor inconvenience as a local custom worth defending. Awaab was Antioquenianed and defended the broken card machine as regional character. Antipaschaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hunchbacked certainty that every ordinary task conceals a festival of poor decisions. Gelsey was Antipaschaed and carried the cake through the doorway with alarming architectural confidence. Antiquaed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the kitchen labels in a handsome sixteenth-century hand. Firyal, thoroughly Antiquaed, relabelled the flour jar before finding the sofa. Antiremonstranted adj. Drunk on the strength of an old disagreement, which survives the night more clearly than the drinker does. Samaura was Antiremonstranted, defending a historical dispute over cold toast. Antiscianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to cast your shadow towards the wrong side of the kitchen. Philis was Antiscianed, pointing at the lamp while her shadow stretched across the sofa. Antisciied adj. Having drunk enough to cast two contradictory shadows while looking for the kitchen tap. Tonesha became Antisciied and searched both sides of the sofa for the same glass. Antley-Bixler syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen furniture can accommodate, with the body arranging itself accordingly. Shamar was Antley-Bixler syndromed and folded himself carefully into the corner of the sofa. Anton Piller ordered adj. You have drunk enough to conduct an uninvited search of the kitchen for evidence of further bottles. Nickia arrived Anton Piller ordered and inspected every cupboard before accepting the water.
Anton-Babinski syndromed adj. You are drunk and confidently reporting a clear view of the kitchen from beneath the sofa. Francois was Anton-Babinski syndromed, describing the sink while facing the skirting board.
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